The School Hunk Is Too Outstanding

(A silly, lively campus comedy, updated around noon. I'll post a notice if anything comes up. Enjoy the story and have a happy life! Coming soon: I'm That Panda) After waking up from being possessed, Cheng Tiao discovers that rumors about him cheating have spread far and wide. When he learns what happened while someone else was in his body, he feels as if eight hundred dogs have had their way with him. By nature, he's an innocent, single dog. While his body was occupied, someone even forced him out of the closet, then cheated on him three times. Cheng Tiao: If you want to get by, you have to put up with a little green on your head. (I'm so mad, but I still have to keep smiling.jpg) Synopsis Two On the first day of term, Lin Jian learns that the infamous God of Greenery is going to be his deskmate. He imagined all kinds of possibilities, but never expected the guy to burn three sticks of incense before class, then chug hard liquor after class. What an exemplary student. The old him: Tiao~ swear to me that if you ever fall for me, you'll be my son. Otherwise, I just can't feel at ease about you! Cheng Tiao, looking baffled: ??? The later him: Daddy, let's date, Daddy! Daddy Cheng: Sorry. Even though I drink, have tattoos, and call someone my godfather, I'm still a good boy. I don't date in high school! A cheeky, outrageously powerful shou X a goofy, devoted top-student gong A story where everyone thinks I'm the school bully, but all I really want is to be the campus heartthrob~ PS: The shou was 'replaced' before, but he's still an innocent single dog at heart. And this is a lighthearted, silly sweet story set in an entirely fictional world. Coming soon: I'm That Panda Also known as The Blame I've Carried for Years (a lighthearted, silly sweet story, made up for your amusement~) A new director parachutes into the Yanhuang Office. Everyone is unhappy at first, but after hearing his self-introduction, they all drop to their knees. Zhu Heng: I am Zhu Heng. My true form is a red panda, scientifically known in China as the giant panda. I gained sentience before the founding of the country, and my greatest achievement was taking part in the Battle of Zhuolu. Zhu Heng: But I didn't go to the battlefield that day, so you can't blame me for Chi You losing. Don't blame me!!! Everyone: Yes, yes, you're right! Would you like some panda milk or fresh bamboo shoots? Zhu Heng: = = I want Wangzai milk. Monsters run rampant in the human world, while gods and demons descend in droves. Ordinary people can't take it anymore. The panda, no, Director Zhu says: Don't panic. Let me finish this glass of milk, then I'll go smack them all to death. Some director: If you oppose me, you'll be locked up if you lose. If you win, you might get locked up for even longer. (*￣︶￣) Little monsters of every kind: trembling GIF Deputy Director Lu Ciqing, a descendant of the Yan Emperor, is a little nervous and even wants to make a post. #A great demon defeated by my ancestor is now my direct superior. What do I do?# Lotus Root Spirit: Don't panic when something happens. Pull out your phone and post about it. Three Eyes: Upload a high-resolution photo. I'll help you figure out what kind of extraordinary demon this is. A friend in need is a friend indeed: Don't worry, fellow cultivator. Tell me what kind of great demon it is, and I'll help you out of your predicament. "..." Qing Chi: #DirectorEatsBamboo# #DirectorSunbathes# All the immortals: We're out of here. We can't fight this monster. We'd end up in jail. A supremely powerful, easygoing panda shou X a stoic, secretly flirtatious, lovestruck gong with an extremely active inner monologue Set in an entirely fictional world, with all kinds of gods, big shots, monsters, and demons. Don't be surprised by any of the big names who show up~ Theme: Study hard and improve every day