Fellow Daoist, Don't Come Near Me!

Question: In the world of cultivation, everyone has cheat-level powers. How can you possibly survive? Qin An: Maybe I'll just go back to my hometown and raise koi! Just as he was diligently and earnestly cultivating, a friend who'd come by early to drink tea and tease the birds suddenly had an epiphany about life and broke through on the spot. Thunder crashed down, striking Qin An, who was watching from the foot of the mountain, right in the face. Just when he finally met an old master who gave him a secret technique and a spiritual treasure, he discovered that the weapon was completely useless to him. Gritting his teeth, he tearfully passed it on to his best bro standing nearby. Just when Qin An found a mysterious powerhouse hidden in a ring, ready to teach him spiritual energy, he thought at last that his suffering was over and he was about to reach the pinnacle of life and marry his handsome senior brother. Then he found out the guy was a demon king capable of destroying the world. Qin An: Damn it, is Heaven messing with me?! Qin An lights a cigarette with a world-weary air: I used to think that even if I wasn't the protagonist, I could at least be the second male lead. Never imagined that these days even the standards for being cannon fodder are this high. Pure, aloof top x scheming, goofy, fake-big-shot bottom P.S. This is just a silly, lively, unserious cultivation story~ The title changed again, so I've changed the cover once more~ Huge thanks to my friend for making it for me. It's amazing!! My completed sweet little ABO story, He's Always So Tsundere~ Coming soon: my next silly story, I've Been an O for So Long, I Can't Be an A! Ren Yang got his spaceship impounded on the Imperial Star for flying without a license. To get his license, he has no choice but to stay on the Imperial Star and sob his way through earning an undergraduate degree first. Six months later, Ren Yang is suddenly struck by pheromone instability. His Alpha pheromones erupt, setting the whole dorm building into an uproar. His formerly gentle and sweet roommate (coldly): I thought you were my sister, and you pretended to be an O just to hit on me! Ren Yang (QAQ), who nearly got beaten to death on the spot: I'm not! I really am an O... ah!!! The next day, bruised and battered, Ren Yang stares in deep doubt at the gender test report in his hands, which says, "Secondary gender has changed to Alpha." Can this really happen?! I was supposed to be a gentle, sweet, soft beauty! His new roommate, Si Yuanfang, is an Alpha through and through, and looks down on Ren Yang, whose appearance is soft and gentle. Si Yuanfang: How is this guy anything like an Alpha? Did he watch some cheesy prime-time soap and decide to pretend to be one? I'd sooner jump from the eighteenth floor and let a mecha run over my head than fall for a girly Alpha like Ren Yang! Then one day, after Si Yuanfang's sexual orientation went from straight to gay, then straight again, and then gay once more, he caught the sweet scent of some O pheromones on Ren Yang's collar and flew into a rage. Si Yuanfang: Which shameless little minx left their pheromones on you?! Ren Yang: That's mine-- Si Yuanfang: That sweet scent tells me right away that this is no decent Omega! Ren Yang: … #My boyfriend is always looking for imaginary rivals, but I'm the little minx he's after# Theme: