I'm That Panda

(Classes have started, so updates are now in the evening. If I don't have class in the afternoon, I'll post earlier.) A new director was suddenly parachuted into the Yanhuang Office. At first, everyone was unhappy, but after hearing the director introduce himself, they all fell to their knees. Zhuheng: I am Zhuheng. My true form is a giant panda, whose scientific name in Chinese is the giant panda. I became a spirit before the founding of the country, and my greatest achievement was taking part in the Battle of Zhuolu. Zhuheng: But I didn't go onto the battlefield that day, so you can't blame me for Chiyou's defeat. Don't blame me!!! Everyone: Yes, yes, you're right! Would you like some milk in a basin or some tender bamboo shoots? Zhuheng: = = I want Wangzai milk. Demons run rampant in the mortal world, and gods and demons have descended one after another. Ordinary people can no longer bear the trouble. The bear, no, Director Zhu says: Don't panic. Let me finish this cup of milk, and then I'll go slap them to death. A certain director: If you pick a fight with me, lose and you'll get locked up. Win and you might get locked up for a few extra years (*￣︶￣) All kinds of little demons: trembling GIF Deputy Director Lü Ciqing, a descendant of the Yellow Emperor, is feeling a little nervous and even wants to make a post. #The great demon who was defeated by my ancestor is now my boss. What do I do?# Lotus Root Spirit: When something happens, don't panic. Take out your phone and post on Moments. Three-Eyed One: Post a high-resolution photo and I'll help you figure out what kind of big-shot demon this is. I'd Rather My Fellow Daoist Die Than Me: Don't panic, fellow Daoist. Tell me what kind of great demon it is, and I'll help you out. "…" Qingchi: #DirectorEatsBamboo# #DirectorBasksInTheSun# The gods: We're out of here. We can't afford to fight this demon. We'd end up in jail. Three-head-tall, explosive-tempered panda bottom x poker-faced, secretly seductive top with an inner monologue that never stops An imaginary setting with a mountain of headcanon, featuring all kinds of gods, demons, monsters, and ghosts. Don't be surprised by any big shot who shows up~ (A lighthearted, silly, sweet little story, made up to amuse you~) · Completed silly stories: The School Heartthrob Is Too Good and I'm Used to Being an Omega, But I Can't Be an Alpha Coming soon: Reviewing the Horror Survival Game After a minor accident, Zhuo Chengxiao inadvertently boards a train into a world where survival is everything. Survival 101: Welcome to Survival 2.0. We will... Excuse me, do you have any questions? Zhuo Chengxiao, fresh from clearing 1.0: Are you people seriously here to get me to review this game??? While everyone else earns more points to stay alive, shutting their eyes and praying the System will rate them a little more highly, The System is the one sobbing and begging someone to give it a better rating. Survival Sweetheart: Hey, please give this survival experience a good review! Zhuo Chengxiao: Three stars. That's all you're getting. Survival Sweetheart: Okay, thanks for your review QAQ Blurb Two Yan Fengzhao ends up in the "survival game," where he has to earn enough points to return to his original world. Just as he hits it off with a certain kid in a school uniform and decides to do whatever it takes to bring him home, too, he suddenly discovers that the kid is even better at this game than he is! Zhuo Chengxiao whines about how his big brother has to protect him. Then he turns around, yanks off an NPC's belt, and uses it as a rope to tie up other NPCs. Yan Fengzhao: Give me back my little cutie! Zhuo Chengxiao: I'm big brother's darling! Max-level shameless, flirtatious powerhouse bottom x ruthless, calculating, secretly seductive top Two powerhouses compete to out-flirt each other as they breeze through the challenges like a field trip~ Theme: All things are equal, and nothing is inherently superior or inferior.