The Boss Wants to Be Exorcised by a Jujutsu Sorcerer Again Today

[I've lost my passion for this story. I promise to finish it, but can't promise regular updates. Read at your own risk.] [All settings are based on the manga through the Shibuya Incident. Any plot points or settings revealed in later arcs that conflict with this story should be considered my own interpretation.] After working painstakingly to complete his plan, Dazai, the boss of the Port Mafia, leaps from the roof of his headquarters. But who could have guessed that not only would he survive, he would also lose all his memories and transmigrate to a world overrun by curses, where he becomes an unregistered Special Grade cursed spirit? By sheer coincidence, he ends up bound to Gojo, who will one day become the strongest sorcerer. Amnesiac Boss Dazai: Didn't you say you were the strongest human? Hurry up and exorcise me already. Give me a quick death... The strongest teacher in the world, Gojo: I'm curious too. Why are you so impossible to kill? [Things to know before reading] ● Setting: No Longer Human can erase cursed energy. Boss Dazai's cursed spirit body can't die no matter what unless the curse is lifted. ● The timeline starts when Gojo is a student at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Slow burn. ● Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen and Bungo Stray Dogs. Boss Dazai loses his memory at first, but gets it back later. Otherwise, there's no fun in it. Unless something unexpected happens, they should return to the Bungo Stray Dogs world later. ● Couple: Gojo. Definitely a happy ending. I love matchmaking unlikely pairs! ● Please don't give me writing advice. There will definitely be out-of-character moments, but a thousand readers have a thousand interpretations of Hamlet. I have my own understanding of the characters and plot, so please don't impose your ideas on me. Thank you! -- Coming soon: "If I Can't Be a Hero, I Can Only Become the Demon Lord" -- Blurb: 1: In a world where being a hero is a profession, becoming one is practically everyone's goal. After years of being ostracized for his black hair and eyes, Cang Shu is finally branded a worthless failure who can't become a hero during the hero qualification test. The village that adopted him casts him out. On a snowy day, a young thug who's always envied him for winning the village chief's daughter's favor pushes him off a cliff, and he falls into the legendary Demon Realm. This world is nothing like the one Cang Shu knows. Its inhabitants mostly look fierce and strange, but are unexpectedly honest and endearing. 2: For thousands of years, the isolated Demon Realm has passed down a prophecy: a black-haired, black-eyed stranger will become its next ruler, a Demon Lord without a master. He will command all living beings. He will be incredibly powerful. He will be the one and only Demon Lord of the Demon Realm. But after waiting and waiting for over a thousand years, the demons finally welcome their new Demon Lord, only to stare dumbfounded at the scrawny boy before them. The demons: There's no way they'll admit this little brat, whose thighs are thinner than their arms, is their noble new Demon Lord! Later... The demons: Th-this is actually great! 3: As the only black-haired, black-eyed person in this world, fifteen-year-old Cang Shu has a secret no one knows. He isn't actually a native of this world. He's from a cultivation realm called Qingyun. The youngest disciple in both age and seniority at Qingyun's foremost sect, the Xuantian Immortal Sect, Cang Shu was born with a sword bone and adored by everyone at the sect from the moment he joined. His senior brothers and sisters stuff his storage ring with all kinds of rare treasures and miraculous pills, as though they cost nothing, afraid that he'll suffer even the slightest hardship while away from home. Unfortunately... With nothing but sword practice on his mind, Cang Shu is ambushed while exploring a secret realm. As he's on the verge of a breakthrough, a tribulation lightning bolt hurls him into a spatial rift, and he transmigrates to a strange world where people have hair and eyes in every color. Spiritual energy is abundant here, but its people don't cultivate or seek the Dao. Instead, they use a kind of magic similar to that practiced by spellcasters. Cang Shu was born with a sword bone and has maxed out his talent for sword cultivation, but unfortunately his aptitude for magic is zero, so he can't pass the test to become the heroic profession this world reveres. And so... Cang Shu: To fit in, since I can't become a hero, I can only become the Demon Lord. Theme: Finding a reason to keep living amid uncertainty