[Crossover] Will the Young Master Turn Things Around Today?

Check out my currently updating stories: My Boyfriend Fell into the Water Today and After Becoming a Wage Slave. Coming soon: I Only Have Ten Yuan and Tried to Save the World Five Thousand Times. Shu Shu is a legendary young master of Shizheng. They say he's the very picture of a gentleman, a formidable fighter, and so charming that he wins countless hearts. They say... Shu Shu: Thanks for asking. I just want to be a lazy fish who does nothing but eat and wait to die. One day, after he's sent on an assignment: Touken Ranbu world Shu Shu: I just want to be a kept pretty boy (?) Some buddy: Grab your luggage and get out! Bungo Stray Dogs world Shu Shu: I'm working hard to make a living today, too. (Puts on a dress and poses for photos.jpg) Osamu Dazai: Beautiful young lady, would you like to die with me? Shu Shu: ??? Katekyo Hitman Reborn! world Shu Shu: Oh, take a look at this world... Some guy from a chaotic faction: I'll take care of you! Other worlds to be decided... #Today's young master is as beautiful as ever# #Has the young master found someone to feed him yet?# The protagonist's pairing depends on where the plot takes him. He might end up beautifully single. He's just too much of a jerk (the protagonist's behavior is his own, so please don't blame the author). There's a lot of OOC in this story, and it's all on me. The story is complete ovo Coming soon: I Only Have Ten Yuan Blurb: Gu Gu's chibi design is on the cover ovo Thanks to my friend for keeping me company and not ghosting me. The Port Mafia has a special executive who works in administration: Gu Gu. Aside from paperwork, this executive spends his days selling books. He sells books whose titles have nothing to do with their contents, and everyone in the Port Mafia owns a copy. He's even managed to peddle them to the neighboring organization. Everyone thinks selling books is this executive's peculiar hobby. Later, when the Port Mafia is attacked by an outside enemy, they finally realize just how powerful this executive is. Gu Gu: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my domain. Gu Gu, an administrative executive of the Port Mafia, has the ability called [Lies]. It can create an absolute domain where Gu Gu reigns supreme. Little scene: Gu Gu: Help me sell books. Some bandage freak: Lies? Some crooked doctor: No one's going to buy that, right? Some hat freak: Is the book about how you only have ten yuan? Everyone: You're a title scammer! #Did Gu Gu manage to sell his books?# Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs, with some strange worlds mixed in. OOC warning. Pairing: Some bandage freak. Call them the reading couple (not really). Screenshot taken again on April 19, 2020. Theme: The adventures of a lazy protagonist