What Is the Armed Detective Agency Up to Today?

[Update time: 6 to 9 p.m. I revise as I go, so updates may be a little slow] Also known as: What Is the Armed Detective Agency Discussing Today? The Armed Detective Agency has three great mysteries. First: where exactly does the agency's core, Master Ranpo, hide his snacks? Second: what was Mr. Dazai, the drowning enthusiast, doing before he joined the agency? Third: what topic will Mayu, one of the agency's members, organize a discussion about today? The first mystery is an unsolved case. Even those who know the answer keep their mouths shut, because no one wants to get on Master Ranpo's bad side. The second mystery is practically half-solved, but everyone at the agency tacitly ignores the correct answer. The third mystery is even more headache-inducing and terrifying than the first two. No one can guess who will wake up the next day to find themselves the subject of discussion. A certain diving enthusiast: "So that's why you were all so excited to discuss whether I was wearing decisive xx?!" -- Reader's guide: 1. Everyday life throughout, with flashbacks and daily events running in parallel, in equal measure. 2. The timeline is jumbled. The story takes place during the respite after the events have ended. 3. The story has an entirely happy ending, with no angst or tragedy, so enjoy without worry. 4. Apologies for any out-of-character moments. Please stop reading if they bother you. 5. The daily discussion topics are a side effect of the protagonist's ability. Theme: Life always needs a little happiness to spice things up.