Jujutsu Kaisen: The Forum Keeps Banning My Account

[Updates temporarily suspended. Enter at your own risk.] [Coming soon: (blurb at the very bottom) Fanfiction BL: "[Jujutsu Kaisen] How to Survive at the Hands of Your Ex-Boyfriend" Pairing: 5t5. Coming next. "What's the Point of Surviving? Come Take the Exam" Original light novel.] I'm a forum moderator, in charge of the [Chit-Chat] board. My daily routine is checking for posts that break the rules. One peaceful day, a post that didn't fit in suddenly appeared on the board, and its title immediately caught my attention. [Does anyone know how to win over the cute moderator?] Hah. I knew it, they're just trying to get my attention. I snickered, then opened it despite my protests. In all the years the forum rules had been pinned at the top, this was the first person brazen enough to break them in plain sight. I opened the thread, and the contents of the first post immediately made me decide to lock it. 0L: The first step to winning over the cute moderator is getting her attention. I'm pretty sure she's clicked on this already XD No way! Delete! Delete it right now! I thought that would be the end of it, but the next morning, I found that another identical thread had appeared. The onlookers, who were only too happy to watch the drama, had even bumped it up to hot. My heart sank. I silently deleted it again, then thoughtfully gave the original poster a seven-day mute as a little gift. I don't know why, but my gut told me this wasn't over. The poster definitely had another trick up their sleeve. Sure enough, a day later, I didn't even feel surprised when I saw another hot thread on the first page :) Just let me find out which damn jerk is behind this!!! . The last rule of the [Chit-Chat] board [Don't @ the moderators!] Please note: 1. Told in first person, with some third-person narration mixed in. 2. Pairing: 5t5. He is the one who made the posts. 3. No plot-related content. 4. Told through forum posts!!! 5. OOC warning. 6. It's a short fic. 1.6 screenshots Coming-soon follow-up: Fanfiction BL: "[Jujutsu Kaisen] How to Survive at the Hands of Your Ex-Boyfriend" Pairing: 5t5 Blurb: For work, I was transferred to Jujutsu High to teach, but I never expected to run into my ex-boyfriend on my very first day at the school. At the time, I felt as if I'd seen a ghost. Why was this man here? What happened next was even more suffocating. It turned out that the man was now the strongest. When I heard the news, all I could say was, "Well, damn." The problem in front of me was obvious: how could I survive at the hands of my ex-boyfriend? Mini scene: [A large chit-chat forum] #Question: How do I survive at the hands of my ex-boyfriend? #hot Original poster: For work, I had no choice but to teach at a high school. On my very first day, I discovered that my ex-boyfriend was there too, and now he's the strongest. How can I survive after dumping him? 1L: Oh boy. That's some really thin censorship. If this is really who I think it is, please accept my condolences. 2L: My condolences. 3L: My condolences. 4L: My condolences. 155L: My condolences. Ex-boyfriend: As the ex-boyfriend, I'd recommend sending them straight to a physical crematorium :) Reading guide: 1. The male lead's name was kindly provided by my friend! 2. OOC warning. 3. The main text takes precedence over everything. Theme: You have to take the first step yourself. Opportunities don't wait for people who aren't prepared.