Last of the Uchiha

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I am Uchiha Saeko, an officially certified, genuine descendant of the Uchiha clan.

When I was still a penniless little girl, throttling a human trafficker and beating him into a little pancake, an uncle calling himself Uchiha Sasuke rescued (?) the trafficker from me. He told me I was an Uchiha who had been living out in the world, then whisked me back to Konoha.

So I settled down in this ninja village and gained the world's second Uchiha by surname as my adopted... brother. Sorry, I don't like calling anyone Dad.

My adopted brother is friends with the Seventh Hokage. On the day he decided to adopt me, the Seventh and Sakura Haruno, the head of medical services, came to offer their blessings to my stone-faced adopted brother and me.

Behind the smiling, pink-haired, green-eyed, dignified woman stood a child.

The boy, a little over ten, blinked his emerald eyes twice and gave me an earnest smile:

"Hello, I'm Haruno Pinzhu. I fell in love with you at first sight. May I court you?"

#Wake up. That's at least three years in prison, and at worst the death penalty.#

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1. Sakura Haruno x Naruto, if line. Two children: eldest son Pinzhu and younger daughter Hanami.

2. #How Do I Date When My Facial Nerves Are Dead?#

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Next door:

"The Uchiha Don't Want to Spend Money"

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To be honest, as an ordinary member of Konoha's powerful Uchiha clan, I was on my way to buy dessert in the middle of the night when some damn idiot slit my throat. My head took off on the spot, and blood sprayed everywhere.

I couldn't help cursing.

Aaaah! Damn you! My ridiculously expensive dessert fell on the ground! I didn't even get a bite! Heimlich maneuver, someone do the Heimlich maneuver!

Once I calmed down, I noticed that my head had rolled over to me, and there was a pair of unusually patterned eyes in its sockets.

When I saw them clearly, I froze.

Oh, crap.

Could those... be the Mangekyo Sharingan?!

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P.S. The protagonist dies on the night of the Uchiha massacre.

A story born from a random idea, updated whenever inspiration strikes.

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The ability is similar to a Naruto game simulator. The female lead jumps between timelines, creating new characters and playing out their lives. The characters who fall for her are a bit of a jumble, both men and women.

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The central theme is that, without love, romance is the only option.

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Recommending a friend's story ↓

[Crossover] Otsutsuki Black Zetsu

One-line pitch: Did I save Mom today?

Synopsis:

One-line blurb: Today, too, I'm (working hard) fighting (stirring up trouble) (sowing discord) for a world where Mother exists.

After his plot to sow discord between the brothers Indra and Asura, and to lead Indra into the whirlpool of dark power, was exposed,

Otsutsuki Maye (Black Zetsu) began his escape.

The plan to revive his mother had to be put into action.

To do that, he needed greater power, and more people willing to risk everything for his ambitions.

Among them were onmyoji and ninjas, man-eating demons and demon slayers.

But the ones Maye liked most of all... were the reincarnations of those two brothers.

Primarily Naruto, with crossovers with Onmyoji, Demon Slayer, and The Tale of Genji, as well as some other anime worlds blended in and reimagined as bonus appearances.

Also known as: The Ninja World's Reboot Chronicle

Black Zetsu is a fan-created interpretation, and can be read as an original character.

The story follows Zetsu as an embodiment of justice, using just methods (not really) to defeat her evil brothers, rescue the great Mother Kaguya, establish a new order, rebuild the ninja world, and bring blessings to all ninjas ♂.

P.S. The male lead has no gender, but his true form is assumed to be a boy. To be precise, he's something like a slime, hahaha. This is a seme-focused story.

Theme: And so, Coconut Cake's life came to an end.