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To cure his condition, which made him indiscriminately kill everyone around him without meaning to, Yuan signed a contract with a higher-dimensional creature that called itself the System.
The System told him that in this world, where the strongest human had gone missing, he would have to play the cards he drew, smash the heads of cursed spirits, and keep the peace. Humanity needed his protection!
But looking at the cards in his hand...
The Control Devil, Santa Claus, the Gun Devil, the War Devil, Pochita, and the Death Angel.
"Whoa, these are villains who betray everyone and destroy the world later on...!!"
The System: "...No, I told you, you're just a simple savior. Listen to me!"
"Okay, first... I'll turn the Zenin clan, the first ones to come after me, into my dogs!"
As expected, he hadn't listened at all.
■ [Her and the Food Chain]
The sound of a building being violently destroyed.
Shattered wood and stone flew into the sky as the screaming crowd scattered in every direction. Huge, disgusting, slimy limbs writhed in midair. Broken cries that seemed to imitate human voices rang out: "Aah, " "Aah, " They sounded like roars, each one higher-pitched than the last.
Amid the accompaniment of frenzied voices and the crowded mass of screaming people, the girl walked in the opposite direction, full of excitement. She took light steps toward the center of the commotion, through the limbs fleeing in every direction.
"You know..."
The girl held a head in her hand.
She spoke to him, her expression reminding Yoshino Junpei of the little girl who used to live next door. Before picking a flower, she'd ask the doll in her arms if it wanted one.
But now, with bloodshed, chaos, and terror sweeping over everything like a storm through wild grass, the words she spoke were bloody, chaotic, and terrifying too.
"...wanna see a human firework?"
■ [Household Pet]
...A nightmare. Just like a nightmare.
I want to throw up.
I crouched down and covered my ears. My mind went blank.
My hands started pulling at my hair. My untrimmed nails scratched several red marks into my face. The warm beads of blood quickly turned cold as soon as they met the air.
Rika was a little angry. The teeth all over her body ground against one another, their clicking and clacking sounding like she was chewing on bones.
The person who came in screamed and sprayed blood everywhere.
It was quiet outside.
In a daze, it was as if I had returned to that summer night when everything fell apart. The last grand firework rose into the night sky, then burst with a thunderous boom, scattering dazzling light.
The cheerful singing was about to be drowned out.
It floated lightly beside them, like a sparrow in the ruins, beating its wings to brush away the clouds, rising and dissolving along with the blood and dust.
"...You, you, with your peaceful expression, so adorable, just like a newborn..."
"(Smiling)(Smiling) Dust motes kiss your eyelashes"
"(Sincerely)(Sincerely) I say it softly, as if in jest, "
A cheerful female voice sang like a birthday blessing:
"...Wishing you happiness!"
Okkotsu's lips moved, but no sound came out. It was as if a faint sob had sounded in his ears again.
■ [Disintegration in Midair]
A fresh drop of blood ran down his chin and splashed onto the ground. A faint moan came from the victim's throat.
Hearing that sound, all you could think of was an animal lying in the wilderness, waiting to die.
Watching the girl's smile at that moment was like staring at a painting on fire.
Her beauty turned into light, radiating endless heat and brilliance. The emotions in her eyes poured out with the flames, thick and scorching, wrapping around every tiny particle of dust in the air.
At the very end, in the silence where not a single living thing made a sound, she said, "It's so quiet..."
Blood kept flowing from her neck. The culprit in her arms had his eyes half open and was nearly dead.
She pushed the murder weapon in a little deeper, nodded, and whispered gently, "Thank you."
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But none of this really matters.
The most terrifying thing, something impossible to imagine, is
The highest-ranking official, Miss Makima: she protects the people, saves society, and is admired, awaited, respected, and loved. She is strong and dependable, someone who makes everyone feel safe.
Miss Makima, who brought down a rain of blood, bewitched humanity, burned yesterday to the ground, brought about the birth of the greatest and most evil curse, and committed an unforgivable sin.
The messenger of Hell.
The Control Devil.
The most terrifying enemy in the world.
And yet she says,
"I'll make everyone happy."
Her voice spread through the air, and everyone fell silent.
Then, without meaning to, they began to cry.
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▽ Reader's Guide
1. This is a story about secret identities. Written as Makima and her dogs. No whitewashing her bad behavior by claiming it's a woman's charm.
2. Nobody's secret identity is revealed throughout the story. Sometimes there'll be crossover card packs, featuring a few characters from Bungo Stray Dogs, for example.
I've thrown in lots of obscure bits and pieces from games and manga.
3. Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen, with occasional searches for Gojo Satoru, who's gone missing in who knows what world.
4. Current progress:
Jujutsu Kaisen main story / [Her and the Food Chain]
Makima's main arc (main plot, rotating character appearances)
Jujutsu Kaisen movie / [Household Pet]
Yoshida Hirofumi's main arc (three people, Okkotsu and Rika stay together)
Bungo Stray Dogs: Fifteen / [Disintegration in Midair]
Angel, Hinemi Shiho, and Dazai Osamu's main arc (in progress)
The three high school students from Jujutsu High / [Blood Red Angel]
Makima Lily, Miss Santa Claus, and Attached to the Window's main arc
Land of the Lustrous / [Surviving a Thousand Years]
The original's main arc (daily life interspersed in a game format, not planned as a separate story for now)
5. Feel free to tell me what scenes you'd like to see! (Heart)
Theme: We who could not become human
Handbook for Managing Anomalies in Another World
Her World Falls in Love
My Little Sister, the Control Devil!
Makima as My Child
How Many Mommies Do You Have, Anyway?
That Coworker Who's Always Targeting Me
The Child of Light Isn't a Follower of the Gods!
The Dull-Witted Zenin Lady
[Jujutsu Kaisen] The Charming and Adorable Yokai Society!
My Ex-Husband Came into My Dreams to Curse Me!
[Bungo Stray Dogs] Would You Like an Ultra-Catlike Spouse?
Help! My Childhood Friend Says They Want to Kill Me Every Day. What Should I Do?
After all my hard work searching for articles, I finally found a good-looking Chainsaw Man fanfic. I'm so teary-eyed, but why haven't I updated it yet?
Wow, wow, everything is so well written, suki Miss Makima and her subordinates, Yoshida and Yutarika, Kokoko and Tsubasa, Hinami and Dazai, Angel and Chuuya are all written very well. Among them, I like Miss Makima and Yoshida the most.
I cried. I reread Yoshida's article many times. I really liked the kind of twisted pure love. .
Like. I want to see the combination of shining gems and twisted spirits in your works
In fact, there is nothing wrong with the development of evil... Tzz who is coerced to death by evil is also very interesting. I really like the feeling of seeing various characters that I like or dislike being persecuted and dying in peace. My chest is sore and painful and it is difficult to let go, but it is more addictive... Of course, if you are a chef, just think that I am farting, after all, this is just my personal xp 😚😚
Is it still possible to update? How can it be stuck before Makima appears 😭
Teacher, when will you come back? 😭 😭 😭
Yay! Mrs. Tietie=3= I really like Xiaohong and Yoshida
Ahhhhhhhh update! Welcome back!! There is actually "Dream Diary", such a stream-of-consciousness game. At first, Yun Wan couldn't even remember what happened, so he felt drowsy after watching it. After reading it, I just found some of the scene designs very interesting, and I thought the game author had great ideas. I was too young when I watched it, so I didn't have any special experience. Later, because of some things, maybe I was too stressed, I started to have a lot of dreams, a lot of weird and interesting dreams. Several times in my dreams, I thought I was crazy and wanted to commit suicide. Then I was stopped by family and friends. I died a few times and lived a few times. Because it's so confusing, I can't always distinguish reality immediately after waking up. I don't know if I'm alive or dead. It's amazing. After having too many dreams, I went back to read Dream Diary and had a different experience. I used to feel uncomfortable and slightly scary because of some places, and I felt lonely because of the messy map and the single main character. But now when I look at it again, I feel that the game is far less abstract than real dreams, and far less interesting than my dreams. Dreams that are too scary and weird will actually make you very tired when you wake up, but because it is so interesting, it is like traveling through the world and experiencing another life, which is indescribable fun, so I like dreaming very much. When I'm not in a good state of mind, I go to sleep and want to escape from things. Sometimes I wish I could sleep forever and never wake up, die like a deep sleep, and only live in interesting dreams. I've thought about it a lot, but welcome the teacher back!! It's the happiest thing for me this month
Ah [bursts into tears] I only saw this article in 2026, which is my lifetime. .