They All Think I'm a Big Shot

[Coming next: The Years I Worked as a Personal Shopper in Yokohama [Crossover]. Visit my author page to see it. Flops down and acts cute, begging you to add it to your collection!] Fujikawa Toki was a Saniwa. Unable to afford Tokyo's exorbitant housing prices, he moved to neighboring Yokohama with his sword warriors. In Yokohama, a city of simple, honest folk, trouble came knocking every day. After he dealt with several waves of trouble in a row, a new legend about a big shot suddenly emerged in Yokohama's underworld. After the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency, Yokohama gained a new power: the Honmaru Cafe. Later, someone interviewed the big shot behind the Honmaru Cafe and asked how he felt about becoming one of Yokohama's three major powers. Fujikawa Toki replied with a completely impassive face that Yokohama's housing prices were actually pretty steep too. Bonus Scene 1: When the Port Mafia boss heard that a new big shot had recently arrived in Yokohama, he sent one of his most capable subordinates to investigate. When Mr. Hat Rack arrived at the Honmaru Cafe, he happened to find several of the Honmaru's sake-loving swords holding a drinking party. Mr. Hat Rack returned to the Port Mafia reeking of alcohol. “I was going to use the chance to get some information, but that sake smelled so good.” Port Mafia boss: ??? Bonus Scene 2: The Armed Detective Agency president sent one of his prized employees to find out what he could about the Honmaru Cafe. When a certain bandage-wasting device arrived at the Honmaru Cafe, he happened to catch a certain big shot beating someone up. The employee returned to the Agency covered in bruises. “I was going to use the chance to get some information, but he was so handsome that I couldn't stop myself from asking him to join me in a double suicide. Then he beat me up and threw me out.” Armed Detective Agency president: ??? Reader's Guide: 1. The protagonist is ridiculously powerful and stunningly beautiful. He is male. 2. The pairing is already set: Tohru. 3. The characters are extremely out of character. Check the author's note in Chapter One for content warnings. 4. No tolerance for pirated copies. If you love me, please support the official release! [Next up: The Years I Worked as a Personal Shopper in Yokohama [Crossover]. Visit my author page to see it. Please add it to your collection!] Chu Shu spent several years getting by in Yokohama and finally became the most famous personal shopper in the city's underworld. He specialized in imported goods from China, with every kind of food, clothing, and household item imaginable. He heard that a certain detective agency president was very fond of tea. Chu Shu: “Biluochun, Tieguanyin, West Lake Longjing, Da Hong Pao. Interested?” He saw a Port Mafia executive sitting alone on a rooftop, savoring his 1989 Petrus. Chu Shu: “A bottle of Erguotou solves all your troubles! If you're a man, down this bottle of Erguotou!” A certain bandage-wearing man was looking for a way to reach the other side. Chu Shu brought him a bowl of paraquat mixed with pesticide. “Dazai, time for your medicine.” A certain baby hitman's home tutor asked: “My student can't keep up with his schoolwork and keeps getting zeroes. What should I do?” Chu Shu: “There's nothing a copy of High School Entrance Exams and College Entrance Exams, Years X to O, can't solve. If one doesn't do it, then get a few more.” Someone secretly came to him asking him to source China's Dongfeng Express. Chu Shu: “I'm afraid I can't source that. I recommend buying an affordable substitute instead.” Someone: “What affordable substitute?” Chu Shu: “Me.” Reader's Guide: 1. A ridiculous story with no logic. Just have fun with it, and please don't apply it to real life. 2. The characters are extremely out of character and may all be complete goofballs. 3. Unless something unexpected happens, the pairing is Dazai. Unless something unexpected happens. Theme: Help laid-off workers find new jobs and work together to build prosperity.