After Pretending to be an Idiot, I Was Targeted by the Cold-Blooded Zhangyin

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Blurb:

Xie Changsheng transmigrated into a political intrigue novel.

The character in the novel who shared his name was the best-looking person in the entire book, and also the most doted-on little prince.

He was also an utterly, peerlessly idiotic villain.

The original Xie Changsheng did whatever he pleased, relying on his father’s favor. Today he cursed out the Crown Prince, tomorrow he beat up the young marquis, and the day after that he tied up the Chief Eunuch and humiliated him.

Everyone in the book coveted the throne, but the one goal they all shared was to kill the original Xie Changsheng first.

Xie Changsheng had arrived a year before the old emperor’s death.

As soon as the old emperor died, those people would join forces to torture him to death in the most horrible way imaginable.

Xie Changsheng wept bitterly.

To stay alive, Xie Changsheng pretended to be an idiot.

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Gu Feiyi, the Chief Eunuch who held the imperial seal, ruled the court with an iron fist.

Then, one day, word spread everywhere: The young prince has become an imbecile!

Gu Feiyi thought it had to be a conspiracy.

When he went to investigate, he saw Xie Changsheng with a vacant stare and a thoroughly stupid expression.

In the imperial capital, where everyone was clever, Gu Feiyi had never encountered an idiot before, and found himself growing curious.

He took out a piece of pastry and asked Xie Changsheng, “Want some?”

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Xie Changsheng ate it.

Gu Feiyi discovered the joy of feeding someone.

He thought, I won’t kill him yet. I’ll keep him around and play with him for a couple of days.

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At first, Gu Feiyi thought he was simply keeping a useless person. Later, he thought he was keeping a pet. Later still, he felt as if he were raising an idiot son.

And finally, Gu Feiyi was horrified to discover that his fatherly love for Xie Changsheng had turned into something else.

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Excerpt from A Handbook for Raising an Idiot:

1. Idiots are different from ordinary people. They need three big bowls of plain rice at every meal.

2. Idiots sometimes pick random things up off the ground.

3. But an idiot can bathe and relieve himself without help, so there’s hope for the future.

A cruel, brooding, intensely curious real eunuch gong X a sunny, upbeat, goofy shou whose brain works a little strangely

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*The cover is a template purchased from a cover designer. The characters are not exclusive to this story.

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The Emperor Feels So Wronged!!!!!!!

Blurb:

Gu Fangzhi transmigrated into a game he had once played.

He became the treacherous official who shared his full name.

The bad news: The emperor was a tyrant.

The even worse news: He had arrived right in the middle of an audience where he was presenting a remonstrance.

The worst news of all: The emperor had just said he was going to have him dragged out and beheaded.

The good news: He could reload and rewind time.

Gu Fangzhi was delighted.

Dog Emperor, I’m here to negotiate.jpg

On the first day of Pei Xin’s reign, he decided to follow the principles of his tyrant father.

He believed that there was nothing in this world that couldn’t be solved with the words, “Drag him out and behead him.”

And if there was, he could behead them twice.

He never expected that this was how his nightmare would begin.

The peach-eyed man who had just been dragged away one second earlier suddenly appeared right back where he had been the next.

“Your Majesty, you absolutely must not!”

Pei Xin: ???

Damn, it’s sorcery. How terrifying.

Not wanting to offend this sorcerous man, Pei Xin endured in silence.

“Your Majesty, you mustn’t be picky.” After refusing three times, Pei Xin broke down and ate all the greens in his bowl.

“Your Majesty, you mustn’t neglect your studies.” After refusing five times, Pei Xin broke down and memorized the entire book.

“Your Majesty, you mustn’t play around.” After refusing seven times, Pei Xin broke down and put down the little toy from the Western Regions.

“Your Majesty, may I get out of bed?”

After the man ran away dozens of times, Pei Xin broke down and pinned him down hard.

“Gu Fangzhi, no matter how many times you rewind, I won’t give up. How dare you refuse the Emperor’s favor?”

Thesis: Face every difficulty in life with a serious attitude, and live positively