The transmigration bureau was desperately short-staffed.
Sang Jin, who only ever played a villain's henchman, unexpectedly got assigned a major mission.
Save the tyrant.
The tyrant lived in a political intrigue novel. Born to a palace maid, he grew up unloved and was constantly targeted by others.
Sang Jin had to win him over with love, help him, and support him.
Sang Jin pointed at himself, wearing a bright, intelligent smile. "Me? I'm supposed to save a tyrant? But I don't know the first thing about political intrigue."
The transmigration bureau already had a solution. They told Sang Jin they would install a program in him. The main plot would correct itself automatically, and his lines would be analyzed intelligently. Even a wooden dummy could complete the mission, so it didn't matter who went.
The bureau was paying far too much. Hesitating for even a second would be disrespectful to money.
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To ensure efficiency, the redemption would happen in stages, only at major turning points.
For the first redemption, Sang Jin played an elderly imperial physician with extraordinary medical skills.
He stroked his beard and pretended to take the tyrant's pulse, then said with an air of celestial wisdom, "He's sick. Hurry and treat him."
The second time, the third time...
Ever since he was five, Yan Jingxiu had wondered whether he was going insane.
The elderly physician stroked his beard as he took his pulse and said, "He's sick. Hurry up and treat him."
The ministers nodded again and again.
The tutor held up a book and said, "Your father's father is your grandfather."
The princes exclaimed that it was enlightening, then copied it down and recited it.
A minister offered a proposal: "I think we should have braised pork tonight."
His imperial father listened with tears in his eyes, then rewarded the man with ten thousand taels of gold, a promotion, and a noble title.
Even the cat he'd found could talk: "I stole a fish and ate it."
The palace maids clutched their hearts and said it was the softest meow they'd ever heard from a cat.
Jing Yanxiu: "…"
Whoever this person was, he really was annoying.
Later, he pulled his little pageboy into his arms and asked, "How long are you staying this time? Could you stay a little longer?"
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The pageboy uses his own body.
The bodies he uses are all one-day-only. Once the host transmigrates away, they're gone.
A silly comedy.
2025-09-16
Theme: I really am the redemption type