Lu Zhile was an ordinary girl living an ordinary life. Then, on one perfectly ordinary day, she transmigrated into an utterly extraordinary melodramatic romance novel and became its heroine.
In the story, she was the real heiress who had been switched at birth. Her adoptive parents abused her, and when she returned to her wealthy family, everyone adored the fake heiress and despised Lu Zhile for being crude and ignorant.
She went through all kinds of horrifying physical and emotional abuse, including having her fiancé stolen, being bullied, framed, kidnapped, and robbed of her accomplishments, and even being forced to give up a kidney for the fake heiress.
In the end, the fake heiress was exposed and fled overseas with the family fortune. Only then did her parents and her awful ex-fiancé finally come to their senses. But by then, Lu Zhile's health had been ruined by the kidney removal, so she was left to live a life of illness with them, happily ever after.
Lu Zhile: ...What is wrong with this whole bunch of people? Why are they so messed up?
Is calling the cops not a thing in this world?
#Hello, Officer? I'd like to report a bunch of total nutjobs...#
Bonus Scene
Lu Zhile's thorough education in the law threw the plot completely off course. The original male lead, Huo Li, was disqualified, and the male villain fell in love with her.
Brooding, powerful, handsome, wheelchair-bound domineering CEO (the male lead's uncle): The marriage alliance between our families doesn't have to be between you and Huo Li. It could be between you and me.
Lu Zhile (like a grandma on the subway, staring at her phone): Oh my god, sir! Men over twenty-five are basically sixty. You're thirty-four this year, practically halfway in the ground, and your legs don't even work properly. Do you really have the nerve to covet a fresh young flower like me?!
Reader's Guide
A silly comedy, written for fun and relaxation.
This story is not intended to disparage or praise any region or dialect (adding ten thousand layers of disclaimer). I just find Northeastern Chinese dialect funny sometimes, so the story uses a bit of it. Most of it comes from people around me and from the internet, with no clear source.
Blurb written on September 19, 2026, and archived.
Theme: Show a different kind of life.
The Mission Is to Humiliate the Male Lead
The Older Consort
I've Never Heard a Request Like This in My Life
I'll Be the First to Dig Into This Free Meal
Does That Thing You Said About Loving Me Still Count, Senior Brother?
Don't Speak. The Moment You Do, You Stop Sounding Like Him
Male Lead, Wake Up Already!
Why Is the Junior Disciple Like This?
The Villainess's Self-Salvation Handbook (Quick Transmigration)
Scream for Me
The Right Way to Find Redemption
After the Male Leads All Died for Love Because of Me