I Heard Someone Wants to Protect the Ultimate [The Grave Robbers' Chronicles]

A first-run variant of the story next door, One Sleep and Never Waking. A thoroughly chaotic, nonsensical romp about messing with people and gleefully spewing bile, including but not limited to emotional manipulation, cruel jokes for one's own amusement, dark humor, and deliberately targeting people... This is purely malicious, lowbrow vent fiction. Don't think too hard while reading, and don't try to reason with the author, because the author is a fragile-hearted pervert. I'll make up a proper blurb later. Feel free to bet on any ship. As the house, I win either way. Theme: Human emotions are rich and wonderful, and worth playing with carefully