Take Down That System

Jin Bai was a System who had worked for five hundred years and finally saved up enough points to kick the bucket.

But when he opened his eyes, he discovered he had transmigrated into a human body.

"Just finish one more world, and you can have ten wishes granted!"

Jin Bai: "Get lost. I'm not doing it."

He was simply tired of living, but the crappy Lord God refused to let him have his way.

After being fed empty promises for a full five hundred years, Jin Bai had completely given up.

Work my ass. Even a hundred wishes wouldn't make me do it.

So he transmigrated into a melodramatic romance novel, where the CEO's beloved first love fell down a mountain all by himself.

CEO: "If anything happens to him, I'll bury you with him!"

System: [You must weep through the night, turn away in despair, and leave. Then wait for him to regret it and come chasing after you!]

Jin Bai...

Jin Bai didn't listen to a word. In the middle of the night, he climbed through a hospital window and pulled the beloved first love's plug himself.

Jin Bai: "Come on, darling! Bury me alive, right now."

CEO: "???"

The beloved first love, who was perfectly fine: "???"

He transmigrated into an interstellar aristocratic family, where the powerful, disabled crown prince of the empire tried to force him into submission.

Everyone: "Anyone who defies him gets executed."

System: [You must endure humiliation, uncover the tenderness beneath the tyrant's mask, redeem his soul with warmth, and save the world!]

Jin Bai...

This time Jin Bai took the advice to heart. On his wedding day, he dutifully stepped into the crown prince's palace.

Then he executed the crown prince on the spot.

Crown Prince: "?"

Jin Bai: "Save the world, my ass. Hurry up and execute the whole clan, thanks."

He transmigrated into a supernatural novel, where the village wept as they willingly sacrificed him.

The god: "If you dare take one step away from me, I'll wipe out that crowd outside who came to see you off."

System: [You must live well, accept their blessings, win over the god, ascend to immortality on an auspicious day, and then give back to the mortal world!]

Jin Bai...

Jin Bai slit his own throat on the spot.

The god: "?"

Jin Bai: "Get lost."

Yet no matter how much Jin Bai gave up, he could never die as he wished. After being forced back to life for the umpteenth time, he furiously destroyed the Lord God's domain.

The System malfunctioned, and spacetime twisted.

By a strange twist of fate, he met his former self.

[Hello!]

A lively, kind voice rang out in his mind:

[System 0237, Jin Bai, at your service! Our scan shows that your vitality is exceptionally low, Host. Is there anything I can do to help? I will do everything in my power, and give up everything, for your happiness!]

Jin Bai: "..."

"Oh, really?"

Jin Bai smiled. "Then could you do me a favor and kill yourself?"

0237: "?"

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If no one else can kill me, then I'll do it myself.

A narcissistic romance, with the past-timeline gong and the present-timeline shou

Their personalities are polar opposites

Innocent, cheerful, saintly little sunshine gong x mentally unstable, outrageously irritable lunatic shou

The shou truly wants to stab the gong, his past self, and means it literally.

Mind the warnings.

Theme: Haven't thought of one yet