Everyone in the entertainment industry knows that the famous Best Actor Mo Yu and top-tier star Yue Ye are bitter rivals from different worlds. One looks down on the other's pretty face and money, while the other can't stand his self-righteous airs.
Then one day, Mo Yu's grandmother kicks him off to a blind date. His date takes off his sunglasses, and, by some ridiculous coincidence, it's Yue Ye.
Mo Yu: "I'd rather die than marry you."
Yue Ye: "Funny, I feel the same way."
Then, as soon as they leave, the two of them get smashed to pieces in a car accident.
When they open their eyes again, they're back in the private room from an hour earlier.
"Congratulations, Hosts! You've successfully been bound to the Matchmaker Survival System!"
"Register your marriage within one day. If you fail, time will rewind to the moment of the car accident!"
Mo Yu and Yue Ye: "...Damn."
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The public soon notices that ever since Mo Yu and Yue Ye had a lightning-fast wedding, the two keep showing off their affection.
They even start a livestream together.
In the livestream, Mo Yu, who always wears a cold expression, holds a bowl of blackened egg fried rice and feeds it to Yue Ye. In a deadpan voice, he reads, "Darling, is it good?"
Fighting the urge to vomit, Yue Ye replies weakly, "...It's so delicious, baby."
On the day they finally complete their mission, Mo Yu rushes to the safe, only to discover that the signed divorce agreement is gone.
The trash can beside the shredder, however, is overflowing with scraps of paper.
Mo Yu: "Did you shred the divorce papers?"
Yue Ye: "What? They're shredded? Looks like even fate doesn't want us to divorce. Since that's the case, why don't we..."
Before he can finish, Mo Yu slaps a brand-new divorce agreement onto the table. "Good thing I made a copy."
Yue Ye: "..."
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Couple: Unrestrained wolfdog seme x aloof beauty uke, Yue Ye x Mo Yu
- Younger seme / marriage before love / silly, sweet fluff / System
- No real-life inspirations. Do not associate the characters with real people. No inappropriate comments.
- The entertainment-industry setting is made up. No fact-checking; everything serves the plot.
Weibo: @Guozi Jiangzhi
Thanks to @Xianyu Pifa Bu Buzhang for the cover.
This novel will be released as a paid serial on May 24. Thank you for your support!
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The CEO Says He Wants to Remarry: Seme: I want to remarry QAQ! Uke: In your dreams.
The Little Crybaby: A real man keeps his word, and cries whenever he feels like it.
Coming soon, please bookmark: After a Thousand Years of Sleep, My Nemesis Won't Let Me Die
Blurb:
A thousand years ago, cultivators across the land joined forces to finally defeat Wen Ran, the Demon King who had wreaked havoc on the world. Everyone thought Wen Ran was well and truly dead.
Even Wen Ran himself thought so.
Who could have guessed that a thousand years later, an earthquake would wake him inside a coffin in some desolate wilderness?
Wen Ran: "? How the hell am I still not dead?"
Desperate to die, Wen Ran sought out the greatest demon hunter of the era, a man feared by ghosts and demons alike. To his utter surprise, this man was Huo Ye, the very nemesis who had killed him a thousand years ago.
Wen Ran: "Come on, kill me again."
Huo Ye squeezed his throat and scoffed. "You want to die? Dream on."
Wen Ran: "?"
*
Everyone believed Huo Ye hated the Demon King Wen Ran beyond all measure.
He had hated him so much that even after Wen Ran died, he refused to leave this world. Instead, he slept alongside him for a thousand years, waiting for the day Wen Ran would return so he could kill him with his own hands.
But a thousand years later, when Wen Ran finally awoke, Huo Ye, who was supposed to hate him, held the Demon King close and protected him from those who would kill him again.
He wouldn't kill him, dismember him, or let him go.
The man's long coat whipped in the wind. His eyes were bloodred, his gaze filled with crazed obsession.
He smiled as if victory were within reach. "This time, you won't leave me behind."
Couple: Obsessive, dark demon-hunter seme x carefree nine-tailed fox uke
* Mutual pining / younger seme / slow burn / happy ending
* Modern setting, total nonsense. All settings are the author's invention, not based on research.
* A self-indulgent story, written for fun.
* Here's to love!
Coming after that, please bookmark: Infinite Prison
Blurb:
Star Calendar Year X723.
After serving his sixth sentence in the Black Hole Prison, the interstellar thief Xie Wuhui is finally released again. Out he goes, once more.
The entire prison staff cheers for seven days and seven nights.
Then, at dawn on the eighth day, the Interstellar Alliance sends an emergency arrest warrant with an S-level threat rating.
Primary suspect: Xie Wuhui.
*
A week later, he steps through the Black Hole Prison gates for the seventh time.
The current warden, Gu Shiyi, leans by the entrance and sneers with a deadpan expression, "Are you planning to buy a place here and find yourself a wife?"
Xie Wuhui bites his earlobe and chuckles. "I'll buy one and marry you. Interested?"
Couple: Unrestrained seme x cold, celibate uke
* Equally matched / younger seme / happy ending
* Total nonsense, not based on research.
Message: As long as you're happy.
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Extra Collection
After Being Highly Myopic and Mistakenly Entering a Horror Collection
After the Divorce, Beta Had His Glands Removed.
The Devil Has Passed Through the Original Work
The Vicious Male Supporting Actor Decided to Die
Knife That System
Unlimited Jail Time
The Predecessor Captured [Reunion]
I Was Attacked After Being Transformed into a Scumbag
After Sleeping for a Thousand Years, My Old Enemy Won't Let Me Die.
Every Love Rival Eventually Falls for Me
Mr. Qi's Observation Diary (Showbiz)
I found that it had been updated, but I had forgotten all about the previous ones, so I read it from the beginning again, and when I saw this, I realized that it was still unfinished.
? ? ? ? Help me, no, no, no, it's updated! ! ! ! So where is the next chapter? ?
What do you mean, one chapter per year? Speechless
I read this article on another account a few years ago, and I really enjoyed it at the time. Only at the end did I realize that it was still serialized. I kept waiting and waiting. I just found out on my current account that there was an update this year, but only one chapter was updated. I was really disappointed. I hope that at least the pitfalls have been filled in. It's about to have a finale. Can't I really write a few more chapters to complete it? There are obviously readers waiting for me, so I'm really disappointed.
The most disgusting thing is that after two years, I found that it was updated, but I completely forgot all the previous articles. Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
I've been waiting for a long time. I almost forgot about this novel.
Surprise, it's been greatly updated! !
After a year, finally updated! Then it stopped again, woo woo woo
I suddenly don't know what to say
Actually I really like this article...