Farming, but Ruling the World of Jujutsu

Shendu Yixing inherited the farm (school) his grandfather left behind. The farm (school), called Tokyo Jujutsu High School, was run-down and overgrown. He had only a little money and no farming tools, but luckily, there were plenty of useful tools on the farm.

Shendu Yixing: Don’t panic. First, use Tool No. 1 to cultivate the land. But Tool No. 1 needs to build up rage, so make him mad. Hehe~

Gojo Satoru: You scumbag. Ptooey!

Shendu Yixing: Next, get Tool No. 2 to sow the seeds, but first install a mod (Cursed Spirit Orb) for him.

Geto Suguru: This world can no longer make me smile from the heart.

Shendu Yixing: What do we do when we run out of wood?

The Rotten Oranges: Who did this?! Who planted all these trees at my house?!

Shendu Yixing: Explosions are art!

Tool No. 1: Yay!

Tool No. 2: Uh...

Shendu Yixing: It’s the Purple Star day. Time to go mining again.

Star Religious Group followers: Officer, I confess! Hurry up and arrest me! I’m a horrible person who’s committed every sin under the sun! Take me away!!!

Shendu Yixing: Let’s go fishing. Guys, look at this huge catch! The fish finger’s bugged, so we can use the infinite fertilizer strategy.

Let’s go fishing. Guys, look at this huge catch! ...

Shendu Yixing’s farming, fishing, and tree-blowing-up ventures were flourishing, and before he knew it, he had unified the jujutsu world.

Shendu Yixing: Huh?

*

A young new principal arrived at the school. His hobby was making Gojo Satoru angry so he would blow up the school, then planting vegetables. Geto Suguru had a good laugh at his expense, and then it was his turn.

Geto Suguru: ...

Gojo Satoru: Hahahaha!

Gojo Satoru was halfway through laughing when the principal told him to go plant trees too.

Gojo Satoru: No way!

Let’s cover the Rotten Oranges’ homes with trees.

Gojo Satoru: Yay!

Then the principal started rummaging through trash cans and giving him whatever he found inside.

Gojo Satoru: You scumbag! Ptooey!

Later, after covering the entire jujutsu world with trees, the principal unified it.

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First year: Shendu Yixing rummaged through trash cans and gave people the trash he found, making their affection levels plummet.

Second year: He discovered that giving Tool No. 1 Kikufuku increased his affection level.

Third year: He gave Tool No. 1 Kikufuku every time he passed by.

Gojo Satoru, at the end of his rope: Stop giving me that damn Kikufuku! Can’t you see my affection level is already maxed out?! If you give me any more, your affection level will go down!!!

Pairing: Gojo Satoru

Theme: Topple the rotten mountain of Rotten Oranges