So Poor I Have Only a Trillion Left

Overworked office drone Jiang Yuwei wakes up to find that she has transmigrated into a book as the villainess.

System: Main quest incoming...

Quest: Ruin the beautiful romance between the male and female leads, and ensure that after the female lead dies, the male lead is left utterly devastated.

Reward: Return to the real world with ten million yuan.

Jiang Yuwei leaps up, ready to take the System down with her. “You murderous kidnapper! I'm going to, ”

Penalty for failure: Remain in the fictional world forever.

Jiang Yuwei, a villainess with a fortune of over a hundred million: Okay, I'll make sure to ruin the quest!

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Rumor has it that Male Lead No. 1 is about to become Female Lead No. 1's sugar daddy with a hundred thousand yuan, setting off a passionate romance that starts in bed and grows into love.

Terrified, Jiang Yuwei hauls a sack of money to the critically ill female lead's bedside in the middle of the night.

Male Lead No. 1: Jiang Yuwei, I told you I don't like you. Stalking me won't change that!

Jiang Yuwei, to Female Lead No. 1: Slap him. I'll pay you ten thousand yuan per slap.

Female Lead No. 1: Don't insult my dignity with money.

Jiang Yuwei: One hundred thousand per slap.

That day, a patient was admitted to the hospital with a broken hand after slapping someone too many times.

The System hesitated, unsure what to say.

Jiang Yuwei: Just tell me, did I ruin their romance or not?

Female Lead No. 1, who could only die by suicide no matter how much she was tortured, became Jiang Yuwei's strongest bodyguard in just six months. Catching bullets with her bare hands was a piece of cake.

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Rumor has it that Male Lead No. 2 is using an investment deal to force Female Lead No. 2 to sign a prenuptial agreement, setting off a romantic marriage-first, love-later story.

Jiang Yuwei rushes to the scene in a helicopter. “Dump your idiot dad and come with me. I'll start a company for you.”

Female Lead No. 2: “My father cheated and caused my mother's death, but he has my mother's ashes. I can't leave.”

Jiang Yuwei: “A billion yuan, and you get 49% of the shares.”

Female Lead No. 2, who had a talent for running everything into the ground, stays up all night reading Stock Market Basics for Beginners. The next day, a short-selling superstar who terrifies Wall Street makes her debut.

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Without their female leads, the male leads completely lose it and tear into Jiang Yuwei:

“You unwanted woman! You're thirty and still unmarried. What do you have besides money? Do you even know what it means to wash your husband's hands and make him a meal? To enjoy that simple, cozy happiness?”

Jiang Yuwei sets aside the suitcase full of property deeds she just acquired and says pitifully, “Sorry, I really don't understand that sort of thing. After buying all this, I'm down to a measly trillion yuan.”

Theme: Fight back bravely