What's So Manly About Breastfeeding?

My name is Xin Jiu, and I'm a plane administrator. When the planes I was responsible for were on the verge of collapse, I was forced to start drawing cards and taking down flags to save my job (crossed out) and preserve world peace. As a healer, God knows what I went through while taking down those flags. Misunderstandings and suspicion were small potatoes. I even got my subordinates sent after me by the scumbag boss. Thankfully, all my coworkers are incredibly powerful, especially that big shot with pink hair. One night, Muzan went out and was suddenly bathed in sunlight. * The pink-haired boy smiled as he spun the Earth around, speaking leisurely. "Good grief. My coworker may be a useless healer who can only draw cards, but she's still my coworker." "Don't pick on her just because she's bad at this." Reader's guide: * The heroine doesn't know the plot of the plane worlds. She can use prophecy, but it only lets her see part of the story. * There are one-sided crushes. Have fun investing in your favorite ships! * Crocodile, you have no heart!!! None at all!!! (screaming) Coming soon: [See my profile] [Collecting Deceased Characters] Sakurai is the landlady of the sixth district of the Main God's Space's deceased-character collection and recovery center. Characters who die in any plane might be randomly assigned to her home for physical exorcism (crossed out), spiritual purification. Sakurai never expected the deceased characters she collected to be so difficult, each one more troublesome than the last. Kakyoin, the high-minded owner of the Holy Emperor: Sakurai, if you would wear this office lady outfit, I could die without regrets. Sakurai: Hello? Main God? There's a pervert in my collection. Can I apply to delete him? A king whose deviation value for Weismann was off the charts, and who destroyed himself with his own sword: ...Sakurai, the water's been shut off. Sakurai: If you keep smoking on the communal balcony, I'll shut off the electricity too. A certain evangelism-obsessed forehead: Sakurai-chan! Can you hear my heart pounding? This is love! Sakurai: No, your heart rate is just too high. A certain little-braided man who mothers everyone: Sakurai, there's no electricity in my room. Sakurai: You haven't paid rent in months. Do you really have no idea? Please hurry up and visit your younger siblings in a dream and tell them to burn you some more paper money. A certain swordsman with a mark who died young: Miss Sakurai, would you like to have dinner together today... Sakurai: Shut up. Tomioka-san, can't you tell I hate you? Tomioka, the rich little fish [shocked.jpg]: What?! Question: As the landlady of the deceased-character collection center, what have you learned from the job? Sakurai [forcing a smile]: Thanks for asking. I'm at school, and my mental state is very stable. It's just that I accidentally saw an utterly ordinary pink-haired classmate punch a hole through the school building, so my legs are a little shaky now. Recommended: My friend's upcoming story, The Protagonist Never Bends. Search for Xingdao and check the profile. (It's a topic I absolutely love! Don't miss it if you happen to pass by! Go check it out!) This story will enter paid access from Chapter 21 on December 10. Three chapters will be posted on launch day. Thank you for all your support so far, and please keep supporting me. Theme: The world may not be lovable, but with you, it's lovely