Miss Dazai Says Through Tears

When Miss Dazai was young, an unscrupulous doctor tricked her into becoming a child laborer in the Port Mafia. She was one-sidedly adored by her BT subordinate, violently beaten by her short-statured partner, and deceived by the object of her affections, who was cowardly and indecisive, alternately drawing close and pulling away. She cried, "Why am I always being deceived by men? Is there really not one good man in this world?" Just then, Hat Guy, abandoned after his partner had their way with him; Yokohama's Disaster Dog, abandoned by his boss; the Boss Doctor, abandoned by his subordinate; and Blade-no-suke, lying in his grave, all slowly typed a string of question marks: "Who exactly are you talking about?!" One day, a loud crash rang out in the sky, and Boss Dazai appeared in a flash, clad in a black trench coat. Miss Dazai gasped, finally realizing that deceiving people's feelings comes with consequences. A few notes before reading: * Dazai is genderbent and torments everyone. * Boss Dazai transmigrates and torments genderbent Dazai-chan. * The timeline is a mess, and genderbent Demon Slayer characters and all sorts of other people will show up. This story will switch to a paid format starting from Chapter 25 on October 26. I'll post 10,000 words on the day it goes premium. Thank you for all your support so far, and I hope you'll continue supporting me. Here's a new story you can follow. Check my profile: The Saintess and Her Dragon Joan Lisa is a healthy, powerful male dragon, just a tiny bit short of adulthood. One day, its flying machine ran out of power halfway through a flight, and it crashed into the wrong, foolish era. To gather energy, it casually slew a god. The dragon settled atop the god's throne, counting its new treasures, when it heard the gentle, devout prayer of the Church's saintess below: [Great Lord, I have just forgiven the bishop's sins on Your behalf. May holy light be with him.] It looked down and, well, the saintess had put the bishop on a spit and roasted him! Alice is a saintess of the Church. The day the Book of Fate acknowledged her, she saw the destiny of this world: a pure and beautiful girl from some nameless village was about to replace her as the new saintess. The dignified young bishop, the clever and scheming prince, the beautiful, free-spirited elven ranger, the wickedly charming count of demons, and even the supreme god of holy light would all hopelessly fall in love with this girl and give up everything for her. Alice closed the Book of Fate and smiled. "The bishop willingly fell into depravity, the prince abandoned his kingdom, the ranger gave up her freedom, the count betrayed his race, and the god ignored his believers..." "I can't do anything with you people. I suppose I'll just have to forgive you myself." As she spoke, the faithless saintess tossed the Book of Fate into the fireplace, then asked the captain of the knights to roast the archbishop for some entertainment. Theme: Everyone needs a past to have a future.