Outsmarting My Cat Masters

I'm Xiao Qian. After picking up five cats in just a few months, I went from being a stylish girl who only had to feed herself to a hardworking mom spending every day outsmarting her masters... But that doesn't change how much I love my boys. Whether it's making nutritious, delicious cat food or using my Thousand-Crisp, Ten-Thousand-Numb technique to get them to show their bellies, I'm an expert at it all. But why? Why won't any of my cats let me pet them? Zhongyuan Cat: Thanks for asking. I accidentally turned into a cat. I'm in China, and the person who adopted me keeps trying to get handsy with me, sometimes even pouncing on me like a hungry tiger. Whenever she has nothing to do, she wants to bury her face in my belly and touch my butt, and she's even thinking about getting me neutered. Every day is filled with indescribable shame. That's enough. She's coming again. I'm going to hang from the ceiling and collect myself :) Yifang Cat: Same as above +1! Dazai Cat: Same as above +2~ Tsuna Cat: Same as above +3? Weizman Cat: Huh? Why is everyone hiding? Doesn't it feel nice to have your fur stroked? All the cats, fiercely: Where's your dignity? There's a traitor among us!!! [Currently Updating] My Ability Is: Help Me, Honkai: Star Rail Universe! Hua Zhao transmigrated, but it seems she ended up in the wrong place. She has a System, but refuses to do its missions. She can find Immortal's Joy Tea in the trash, but she isn't on the Honkai: Star Rail train. The System, rejected and humiliated, pitifully offered Hua Zhao the ability to summon characters from her Honkai: Star Rail account, saying it would make surviving in this Yokohama full of gunfire a little less difficult. But... The first time she summoned March 7th, March acted like they knew each other very well. Hua Zhao could understand that, since March was naturally outgoing. But why could Dan Heng, whom she summoned the second time, explain so seriously that they were familiar because they were all summons? So your summoned characters share data with each other in private, huh? But he was so earnest about it. Hua Zhao hesitated for a moment, looked up at his dependable yet indistinct face, and resolutely abandoned her doubts. It's hilarious. If she thought about it for even one more second, she'd be disrespecting Dan Heng's face. For some reason, though, the others she summoned later on, Jing Yuan, Luocha, Blade, Himeko, Jingliu, Kafka, and the rest, all acted like they knew her extremely well. They even knew all her little habits, and the easy familiarity between them was almost frightening. This isn't right! This is really, really not right!!! She could use the summons as an excuse for why they knew her, but why did her own body seem so in sync with them, too? This was practically a ghost story!!! Hua Zhao numbly let Stelle, whom she'd just summoned, hug her tightly. As she listened to Stelle cry out more and more excitedly, "Wifey, you finally found me!" she stared at her own hand wrapped around Stelle, even patting her arm reassuringly, and fell into deep thought. She decided to ask her companions what they thought. "Dazai, what do you think?" Dazai pulled Oda Sakunosuke over and smiled. "The three of us living well together is more important than anything else." "Chuuya, what do you think?" Chuuya sighed. "Promise me that your safety matters more than anything else." "Gojo, what do you think?" Gojo Satoru crossed his legs, his voice light. "None of that matters. You coming to Jujutsu High matters more than anything~" Hua Zhao: "..." All right, I understand. Finding the truth is more important than anything else! P.S. The main crossover fandoms are Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen. Theme: