How Many Steps Does It Take to Color a White Lotus?

Question: How many steps does it take to color a purebred white lotus on the brink of extinction? Anonymous answer: A difficulty level beyond super high school, straight from hell. Jiang Hua was forcibly assigned a kill-or-be-killed mission by a mysterious System: corrupt the last white lotus in this world. He had three years. If he failed, he would be erased. With no other choice, he gritted his teeth and taught the white lotus to smoke and drink, fight, skip class and cheat, dye his hair and get a perm. But none of it made a difference. The white lotus would lift his harmless little face and prove in minutes: I may look corrupted, but deep down, I’m still a good boy. Even dating him in secret didn’t work. The next day, the white lotus would still drag him off to study hard. His classmates saw “delinquent” Jiang Hua as a little minx clinging to the top student, and he couldn’t explain himself. At times like these, the white lotus would always smile faintly. “Jiang Hua just likes spending time with me. He means no harm.” Jiang Hua: ? Something feels off here. Much later, Jiang Hua finally realized this had been an easy question all along, and the white lotus wasn’t purebred at all! Question: How many steps does it take to color a purebred white lotus on the brink of extinction? User Jiang Huahua’s answer: Thanks for the invite. One step is enough. Someone turn off the lights for us! [Fake white lotus seme x faux seductress uke] Note: One-on-one romance. The uke is a good kid at heart, all bluster and no bite. He’s number one at putting on a tough front. There’s no side couple, so don’t make wild guesses. Content warning: Extreme seme fans and extreme uke fans, stay away. No writing advice, please. Read at your own discretion. Coming next: "A Year as a Substitute, Then I Swapped Bodies with My White Moonlight" To spare his parents from prison, Ning Qi signed an agreement with a creditor to spend three years as someone else’s substitute. By day, he was modest and gentle, friendly and warm toward others. At night, back at his creditor’s home, Ning Qi would rake a hand through his hair and yank off his tie. Before entering, he’d kick the door so hard it shook the house, then point at the creditor and say, “Go to hell,” followed by, “Get lost, you bastard.” ...It couldn’t be helped. The white moonlight he had to imitate was just that wild. For the past year as a substitute, Ning Qi had been honest, conscientious, and hardworking. His imitation of the white moonlight grew more and more convincing, but for some reason, the creditor became increasingly dissatisfied and even started giving him the silent treatment. On the first day of the silent treatment, Ning Qi was troubled. On the second day, the creditor got beaten up and sent to the hospital, and Ning Qi no longer had to worry. Because he and the white moonlight had swapped bodies. * The first time they swapped, You Qi cornered Ning Qi in a secluded, deserted alley. Ning Qi’s back was against the cold wall, and hot breaths brushed his face. You Qi, wild and untamable according to the files, lowered his arrogant head and trapped Ning Qi between his arms. Through gritted teeth, he demanded, “How the hell do we change back?!” Facing the white moonlight he had imitated for a year, Ning Qi was so nervous his lashes fluttered. Suddenly, he remembered a movie with a similar situation. He looked at “his own” lips, so close to his, and tentatively suggested in a quiet voice, “How about... we try kissing first?” Ill-tempered, violent seme x gentle “award-winning actor” uke Please note: The body swap has a condition: it’s triggered when either person takes care of himself. Each swap lasts 24 hours. Boys’ Love recommendations: "After Marrying the Evil God" by Fu Baiqu Qi Baicha was the last god in the world. After living into the modern era and getting bored, he found an ordinary person to date, marry, and spend his life with. Then he truly fell in love with him, and worried every day about what he would do when his lover grew old and died. It turned out his husband might be a god too, and he worried about the exact same thing every day. Cool and gentle Snow God uke x domineering, swaggering Evil God seme who’s completely henpecked at home Theme: Look beyond appearances to see what lies within