My “Unlucky” Host

Ji Lan works in the Romance Division. Thanks to his exceptional talent and special constitution, he mainly handles quick transmigration missions with a heartthrob setting.

He painstakingly goes through nine stock-market-style love triangles where "everyone wants to sleep with me," finally manages to retire with his innocence intact, and is given two choices by the Lord God.

1. Get promoted and a raise, and keep doing heartthrob missions...

Ji Lan: 22222222222222

2. Retire early and get sent to the System Division to enjoy his golden years.

Then he goes from being a heartthrob to a heartthrob... System?

Great! Time to find a "mount" and travel the world!

Shi Yi works in the Combat Division. With his decisive ruthlessness and exceptional intelligence, he mainly handles quick transmigration missions in extremely dangerous, high-difficulty worlds.

He breezes through nine escape-room death traps where "everyone wants to kill me" and is about to begin his next mission when the Lord God suddenly appears and gives him two choices.

1. Get promoted and receive a System, then keep doing extremely difficult missions.

2. Retire early and get sent to the System Division...

Shi Yi: 1

The Lord God tells him to draw a System and take it with him, warning that the more prickly it is, the better, since they're usually highly aggressive.

The first time Shi Yi picks up something fluffy, he tosses it aside in disgust. The second one is fluffy too, so he tosses that one as well. The third... Ow!

Shi Yi reflexively pulls his hand back after getting bitten.

A fluffy thing is hanging off his hand.

Lord God: Congratulations, it's a heartthrob System.

Shi Yi: "?"

What's a Combat Division employee supposed to do with a heartthrob System???

Not long afterward, Shi Yi discovers that his heartthrob System, aside from being a little lazy, greedy, and talkative, might actually be useful.

When facing off against an employee from a rival division, his opponent looks awkward. "My System says it won't fight. Your System is so pretty that it can't bring itself to hurt it."

During a team mission, a teammate blocks bullets for him while coughing blood. "Who the hell wants to help you! My System says if your System dies, it'll blow me up too. If it dies, nobody gets to live!"

Even when they're one step from death, the fluffball rides on his head and excitedly helps him calculate his inheritance, practically angering him back to life.

"If you die, all of this will be mine, right?"

Enraged and amused, Shi Yi braces his battered body and struggles to his feet, grabs the fluffy white ball, and gives it a hard kiss.

"I'm not dying. And you're mine too."

Ruthless, workaholic seme x master of keeping everyone happy, lazy-fish uke

Theme: An uplifting love story