I Showered My Rival with Rainbow Farts

[Chapter 59 is locked because it is a duplicate. It doesn't affect the story, so feel free to keep reading.]

Jiang Qing was a natural actor who had been a child star. But his sharp tongue had offended most of the entertainment industry, and he eventually took a hard fall at the hands of his rival, Lin Xun, plummeting from the heights of fame.

Who would have thought that fall would send him back three years? He also seemed to have developed a baffling condition: he stuttered whenever he lied.

Since fate had given him another chance, he was going to keep his head down and behave!

His fans soon discovered that their idol wasn't just no longer sharp-tongued, he had started stuttering and even showering his rival with compliments!

Host: "What do you think of Lin Xun, your upcoming collaborator?"

Jiang Qing: "He's good-looking, kind, and tal-tal-talented. His acting is amaz-amazing. I want to cheer him on."

Trending that day: #JiangQingIsCloutChasingLeaveOurXunXunAlone#

At home, the other man watched the interview with a puzzled expression. "Who is he? I want to know everything about him in the next two minutes!"

A few years later, Jiang Qing was asked the same question again. This time he didn't stutter at all. "He's just a good-looking guy with terrible acting and no talent. I could make him get down on his knees and call me Daddy in a second."

Trending at number one: #QingQingTriedToTopAgainAndFailedTodayXunQinAreEndgame#

Lin Xun saw the post, clicked Like in satisfaction, then threw away the washboard in their home.

Superstar narcissist top × sharp-tongued stuttering bottom

[One-on-one, happy ending. If you don't like it, quietly click away. No personal attacks or fandom nonsense.]

[All characters are original. Don't assume they're based on real people!]

[Character art on Weibo: @GuSanyue-]

[Upcoming novel: Has the CEO Updated Today? Please add it to your collection.]

Su Chao was the most popular member of a boy band, but his bewitching looks made him the bottom in every fanfic pairing! While reading the hit fanfics pairing him with his bandmates, he accidentally found a rare pairing: Meng Xingchi × Su Chao.

Meng Xingchi was the company's new CEO, cool and abstinent, a lofty flower who made countless little seductresses fall for him!

But in the fanfic, Meng Xingchi fell in love with Su Chao at first sight, stared at him like a lovesick fool, and lost his heart and soul to him. They then enjoyed a blissful, shameless life together.

Su Chao: Nice.jpg

On the CEO's third day on the job, Su Chao greeted him politely from a distance. "Hello."

Meng Xingchi replied coldly, "Mm."

That night, the fanfic updated: Su Chao's icy tone froze Meng Xingchi's excited, burning heart on the spot.

Su Chao himself: What a load of nonsense! Meng Xingchi's eyes are so fierce!

On the CEO's sixth day, Su Chao accidentally spilled coffee on him. "I'm sorry."

Meng Xingchi replied coldly, "Mm."

That night, the story updated: In the office, Meng Xingchi didn't dare take off his stained clothes, afraid Su Chao would look down on his scrawny body.

Su Chao himself: That's ridiculous! Meng Xingchi has an amazing body!

Minus points!

But something felt off. This author seemed to know way too much :)

On day N of Meng Xingchi's tenure, Su Chao kicked open the office door. "What the hell? Why did you leave me on a cliffhanger last night?"

Meng Xingchi replied coldly, "Hmph."

That night, the fanfic updated: Su Chao's eyes were red from crying as he swore never to flirt with another little seducer again. QAQ

Angel-faced bottom × socially anxious top

★ Upcoming novel two: Class One of the Martial Arts World ★

While leading a group of martial artists to attack the Demon Cult, Wulin Alliance Leader Song Zhaolan and the others were suddenly reborn as students in Class A and Class F.

So this group of people started leaping over rooftops... on their way to an internet cafe, stabbing themselves with awls... while staying up all night reading novels, and practicing the Lingbo Steps... at the school sports day.

The students at Number One High School were going crazy. Every day, they trembled under the two bigwigs' imposing presence, barely surviving between these two violent classes. The woods were no longer a place for secret romances, but the battleground of the two bigwigs, constantly shouting at each other.

At last, one day, Song Zhaolan received a surrender letter from the demon:

"Who says good and evil can't stand together? I'll stand right in your heart!"

Later...

Class A students: The Alliance Leader is amazing! He pinned the demon's right hand with just one hand!

Class F students: The Cult Leader is so kind! He even used mouth-to-mouth to save that weakling!

Classes B, C, D, and E: Are you blind or brain-dead???

Bookworm martial arts genius bottom who only wants to fight × top martial arts master who only wants to study

Theme: Be an honest, trustworthy, hardworking, ambitious top