Now This Is What I Call a Soap Opera!

Chi Mu was born carefree, with no great ambitions. His only hobby was watching the drama unfold, but he got dumped into the most boring melodramatic novel on the entire internet and "sentenced" to life inside it.

On the first day after he transmigrated into a book.

Chi Mu wasn't concerned: How boring could a melodramatic novel really be?

Three months after he transmigrated into a book.

Chi Mu angrily flipped the table: How the hell does this even qualify as a melodramatic novel?!

To see some real drama, Chi Mu decided to take matters into his own hands and teach the original author what a melodramatic novel should look like!

The male lead was too proud to make a move?

Chi Mu went right up to the other male lead and said, "Hello, baby."

The other male lead was too gentle and kind to get angry?

Chi Mu turned around and told the first male lead that he was two-faced and secretly talked about him behind his back.

The little green tea couldn't stir up trouble properly?

Chi Mu personally held a class on the art of seduction, even offering himself up as a practice partner.

Thanks to Chi Mu's tireless efforts, the plot finally became deliciously dramatic and exciting.

He watched his handiwork with satisfaction, wishing he could burst through the screen and brag to the original author.

Look! Look!

Now this is what a melodramatic novel should be!

But the more he savored it, the more Chi Mu felt that something about this drama tasted a little off.

Wait...

How did this love triangle turn into a confrontation centered on him?!

The arrogant, unruly young tyrant bit the tip of his nose, pinched his face, and sneered, "You call everyone 'Hello, baby.' Do you think I'm Hello Kitty?"

The sweet, gentle little white flower darkened his expression, grabbed Chi Mu by the hair, and forced him down onto the bed. "You wouldn't want anyone to see this video, would you? Be good and let me see just how honest you are on the inside."

The innocent, sweet little green tea suddenly turned vicious. He went into the kitchen and came back with a cleaver. "If you won't be with me, I'll chop you up, then chop up those two! None of us gets to live!"

The three men in the love triangle closed in on him from all sides, while Chi Mu stood in the center, completely bewildered.

"Wait, I was only here to watch the drama..."

A scum-supreme, fun-loving bottom; separate endings, one-on-one romances.

Theme: Life isn't a spectacle to watch from the sidelines. The real excitement begins when you step into the fray yourself.