My Current Boyfriend Is Actually My Ex?!

[New Story Now Open, Please Follow] Please follow: [Crossover] My Childhood Friend Says She Likes Japan CP: Little Dark-Skinned Guy Miyano Ren thought he was genuinely dating Moroboshi Dai. What he never expected was to wake up one night and find his boyfriend stroking his back while talking on the phone to some unknown woman. Miyano Ren's response: I'm a cold, heartless scientist. Even though I work at a distillery, there's no way I'd date a man from the distillery. We're just a purely physical relationship. So his missing ex-boyfriend turned out to be an FBI agent. He accused Ren of theft, then hauled him off to his own place. Miyano Ren: Who are you? I don't usually see someone again after sleeping with them once. His ex-boyfriend frowned. You lost your memory? How many times have we done it? You can't remember? [VC Shock News] Shocking! A man discovers after breaking up with his ex-boyfriend that his ex and his current boyfriend are actually the same person?! The following is the new story [Crossover] My Childhood Friend Says She Likes Japan Kagura Yui felt like today was a day straight out of a fantasy. She'd actually found a child near her home who looked just like her childhood friend when he was little. Dark skin, blond hair, dressed in an adult's suit, with a few cuts on his face. When he woke up, he even blurted out her name. "Yui?!" Kagura Yui: You... Amuro Tooru: Sorry, I mistook you for someone else. I'll leave right away! Kagura Yui: Are you Zero Furuya's kid or something? Her childhood friend, who used to help her with homework, make her lunch, and walk her to her front door after school, had not only enrolled in the police academy without a word, but had even told his friends he didn't know her when they ran into her. What do you mean, you raised me to be a mess and then ran off without a word?! Are you trying to break up with me?! She hadn't even officially broken up with him, and after nearly ten years of losing touch following graduation, her first love already had a child as tall as her knee. After being out of contact for ten years because of his undercover work, Zero struggled to explain to his first love: I didn't know the pretty girl they wanted to spy on was you. And how could I let my childhood friend find out I was doing something like peeping? Kagura Yui: Hmph, jerk. Even the kids in my class speak more nicely than you. A kindergarten-aged Chuuya, wearing a yellow hat, poked his head out. Teacher Yui, were you calling me? A kindergarten-aged Dazai, also wearing a yellow hat, poked his head out too. Teacher Yui, want to play the double-suicide game together today? [Reader's Guide] 1> Most of the story is about everyday school life with Zero. 2> As the blurb says, the Bungo Stray Dogs characters are kindergarten kids throughout, with no supernatural abilities. Read with caution if that's not your thing. 3> A fluffy, brainless sweet romance, with Zero's tea and the Police Academy crew. Please check out my other upcoming stories in my collection too qwq Click to bookmark for a surprise! Theme: Falling in love