A Straight Man's Training Manual

Wen Hongshan, Mr. Wen. He should have been a winner in life, with success in both his career and love. But just as he was celebrating the birth of his precious baby, his marriage fell into crisis. Straight-laced Mr. Wen was completely at a loss. All he knew was that he wouldn't get divorced, not even if he died. Signing the papers was out of the question, and he wouldn't set foot in the Civil Affairs Bureau. . Jiang Ping's divorce lawyer had an idea. He introduced Mr. Wen to a certain romance-rating System called 520. It claimed that a high score guaranteed that couples would stay together forever. In reality, the System's nickname in the business was "the break-up specialist." Every couple who'd used it had split up. . Want to confess your feelings to your beloved inside the System? Dream on! Without obstacles, how could it be a true test of love? Your beloved is an emperor? Great, you're a traitorous general. Your beloved is a vampire hunter? Fantastic, you're a bloodsucker who wants to bite him. Your beloved is a Taoist priest? Cool, you're a ghost livestreamer who keeps trying to get yourself killed. . The plan was to drive Wen Hongshan away and get the two of them to divorce as quickly as possible. But wait, why do these two seem to be getting more and more inseparable? What's wrong with this System? Weren't all the couples who used it supposed to break up? Weren't all the scumbags who used it supposed to end up in tears? . Mr. Wen: Don't get in the way of me using this learning System to figure out how to win my wife back! . [Must Read] A Few Tips: 1. Includes pregnancy and childbirth, but the child barely appears in the main story. No childcare content. 2. The author isn't particularly devoted to either tops or bottoms. The main top designation simply means the story is told primarily from the top's perspective. 3. Includes the top suffering. Most of it involves the System teaching him a lesson. 3. The top really is a total straight guy at first, but we can work with the 520 System to reform him. Mr. Wen will study hard! Straight, but not a scumbag! 4. Read if you like it, don't force yourself. Suggestions are welcome. Please communicate rationally. Wishing all you lovely readers happiness of your own on Jinjiang! Theme: Straight men can be fixed. Love is the cure.