101 Ways to Play the Victim [Quick Transmigration]

[Main story complete, extras updating] Next up: This Gong Is Strong but Excessively Virtuous (virtuous and gracious powerful gong, gong-centric) Full blurb for the upcoming novel at the end Novel Blurb [Unhinged, occasional master of tea tactics, beautiful gong x face-con, cold-faced but soft-hearted, overthinking shou] Only after Jiang Feng was chosen by a quick transmigration System did he realize he had already entered this System once before. System notification: “Welcome back! Due to all the crazy stunts you pulled on your previous missions, the key characters in every world now want to tear you apart. Your job is to make these people, who want to fry you alive, fall in love with you. Good luck!” Jiang Feng: … Jiang Feng: “It's fine. If you want to mess with me, I'll play along. I can guarantee that you'll be the one tormenting me, but in the end, you'll also be the one worrying about me.” The emotional journey of the person Jiang Feng messed with in each world: → Mess with Jiang Feng. I don't care about anything else, just mess with Jiang Feng! → Sigh, he's kind of pitiful. I'll mess with him again in a couple of days. → There must have been some misunderstanding about what happened before. Let's let bygones be bygones. → He's kind of pathetic. I suppose I'll give him a hand. → Jiang Feng can't live without me! As the saying goes: “If I make myself miserable enough, no one else can make me any more miserable. In fact, they'll have to come running to feel sorry for me.” That's pretty much how it goes. Note: “101” often refers to introductory books on a subject. This book could also be called An Introduction to Playing the Victim and Putting It into Practice. Tips: The gong is genuinely unhinged. If you ever can't follow his train of thought, don't panic: it just means you're a normal person. The shou is like a washing machine, often switching on the automatic whitewashing cycle, but the gong usually pulls the plug. Gong-centric quick transmigration! The gong plays the victim! Gong-centric stories are great too, so come on in and take a look! Watching an unhinged gong put himself through all kinds of trouble is so much fun! Come on, come on [devil's whisper] 1v1. Playing the victim and getting whitewashed. The two dote on each other later, but hurt each other at first. The gong likes to act pitiful, but he isn't weak. There is no gong reversal: no matter what the setting involves in the quick transmigration worlds, there is never a gong reversal. It's all part of the gong's scheme. Written for fun; I'm not partial to either side. ------- Upcoming gong-centric novel ------- Husband material gong vs powerful shou Strong meets strong. The two-character name belongs to the gong. Tan Xuannian is an Awakened, and his day job is catching the Fallen. Jiang Sheng is one of the Fallen, and his day job is not getting caught. Tan Xuannian has had a problem lately. He's fallen for an ordinary person who's thoughtful and capable. The trouble is that, for a powerful Awakened like him, an ordinary person's body is too fragile. He doesn't dare get too close for fear of accidentally hurting them. Jiang Sheng has had a problem lately, too. He's fallen for an ordinary person who's perfect in every way. The trouble is that, as a wage earner, the person is so busy with work that he can't find an opportunity to spend time with them. A Fallen like him, powerful enough to make the whole world quake with a stomp, has to rely on his cooking to catch their attention. Tan Xuannian & Jiang Sheng: All we want is an ordinary relationship. Why is it so hard? Just as Tan Xuannian was suffering over his love life, he unexpectedly discovered the whereabouts of an extremely dangerous Fallen. Already in a bad mood over his romantic troubles, he had nowhere to vent. The Fallen was too strong for him to catch, but if they fought, he'd make sure to beat the other guy half to death. Just as Jiang Sheng was fretting over his love life, he somehow got spotted by a powerful Awakened. He was already in a bad mood. He wouldn't actually do anything terrible to the Awakened, but in a fight, he certainly wouldn't make things easy for him. After a great battle: Tan Xuannian seriously injured the other's eyes. For a month, that person wouldn't be able to see clearly. Jiang Sheng seriously injured the other's leg. For a month, that person wouldn't be able to walk properly. When it was time for dinner, they met again in the kitchen. One leaned on a crutch while serving the food, and the other squinted as he simmered the soup. Tan Xuannian & Jiang Sheng: … They ate in silence. Then Tan Xuannian limped out, only to return shortly afterward carrying something. The Fallen were enemies of all. Jiang Sheng watched hazily as the other man came back carrying something, then slowly closed his eyes. If Tan Xuannian was the one to do it… he was willing to accept death. Then the other man dragged him into the bedroom, chair and all. His hands instinctively caught what the man threw at him: Three boxes of condoms. Jiang Sheng: -_-? “What,” Tan Xuannian said as he unbuttoned his shirt, “you think they're too small?” Theme: Everyone has a duty to reject moral coercion