Coming soon: "Pregnant with the Immortal Venerable's Baby After Our Divorce" and "After the Foolish Beauty Married the Tyrannical General in Women's Clothes." Please add them to your reading list! OvO
Everyone in the capital knew that the First Prince, He Tianyun, was an idiot. When word spread that the emperor was looking for a princess consort for him, officials sent in memorials recommending candidates. Some wanted to stick their rivals with the match, while others hoped to keep the marriage from landing on their own families.
In the end, the lot fell to the second daughter of the Zhu family, a girl her father didn't love and her mother didn't care for.
On the day of the wedding, Zhu Man put on the bridal gown and took his younger sister's place in the wedding sedan.
Sitting on the wedding bed, Zhu Man clenched his fists and thought that if the idiot dared try anything, he'd punch him.
But when the veil was lifted and he saw He Tianyun's peerlessly handsome face, Zhu Man, a hopeless pretty-boy enthusiast, blushed at once.
He thought: He Tianyun is so handsome. Maybe married life won't be so bad after all.
The people in the residence treated He Tianyun poorly, yet He Tianyun foolishly kept giving them money.
Zhu Man thought: He's so handsome. I have to protect him. Then he rolled up his sleeves and went to give them a piece of his mind.
Someone drugged He Tianyun at a banquet, and he clung to Zhu Man, saying he wanted a beautiful princess consort.
Zhu Man thought: He's so handsome. Helping him deal with the drug probably isn't such a bad idea.
Later, the new emperor ascended the throne.
A man in black robes was escorted toward the dragon throne. Everyone knelt and cried, "Long live the emperor!"
Standing to one side, Zhu Man touched his slightly rounded belly and thought: He's so handsome. Getting tricked by him is... absolutely not okay!
He looked at the man beside him with wounded eyes. "So you were playing the fool to catch the tiger?"
He Tianyun pulled him close and chuckled by his ear. "I was catching you."
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★ Coming Soon ★
On their wedding anniversary, Yan Zhu slapped a divorce agreement down in front of Wen Sucheng. "Sign it!"
Wen Sucheng was working, his expression as cool as ever. He signed the agreement. "Done. Go amuse yourself."
The next day, Yan Zhu ran off with most of their property.
Yan Zhu's friends couldn't understand. "What's wrong with the Venerable Lord Lingxue? Can you find anyone better after leaving him?"
Yan Zhu complained, "He only knows two positions in bed. If I don't divorce him, he'll bore me to death! I'm going to find someone young and adventurous! A hundred of them!"
His friends: ? There's really no need to go into that much detail.
Freed from the shackles of marriage, Yan Zhu let himself go.
Today, he strolled arm in arm with the new sect leader from the neighboring region.
Tomorrow, he stayed up all night drinking with the Demon Venerable who had come to visit.
The day after that... Every day was different, and life was wonderful, until Wen Sucheng came rushing over and hauled him back.
Yan Zhu: We've already divorced. You can't control me anymore!
Wen Sucheng placed the divorce agreement in Yan Zhu's hands and said gently, "Good boy. You can't drink while you're pregnant. Wait until the baby is born before you go play."
Yan Zhu stared at the giant tortoise drawn on the divorce agreement, clutched his swollen belly, and burst into tears.
Wen Sucheng, the foremost cultivator of the immortal sects, had cultivated in seclusion for a thousand years and was the most powerful person of his age. As aloof as snow on a mountaintop, he was admired by countless people, yet never gave anyone so much as a glance. Even his cultivation partner was the result of an arranged marriage organized by their sect hundreds of years ago.
His cultivation partner, Yan Zhu, was weak in cultivation, extravagant, and debauched. Besides his looks, he had nothing to offer, and was famous among the immortal sects as a pretty fool.
Everyone knew they had no affection for each other and maintained their loveless marriage only to obey their masters' orders.
Then one day, the Venerable Lord Lingxue appeared in public with scratches all over his neck.
Everyone was shocked that anyone could injure him, but he merely smiled. "My wife is pregnant and rather bad-tempered."
Everyone: ?
Wen Sucheng: His fingers are beautiful, so the scratches he leaves are adorable too, don't you think?
Everyone: ? Keep your public displays of affection to yourself!
★ "After the Foolish Beauty Married the Tyrannical General in Women's Clothes" ★
Nan Jianxue, the Princess Anle, was a peerless beauty with an ethereal appearance and graceful bearing, renowned throughout the capital.
Countless aristocrats with noble titles sought her hand, but not one of them ever made it through the gates of the princess's residence.
Everyone said this unattainable beauty was beyond the reach of ordinary men.
The truth, however, was that the princess was actually a man.
Nan Jianxue knew that if his identity were exposed, he would die, so he had long since prepared himself to live out his life alone.
He never expected an imperial decree to arrive out of the blue, ordering him to marry Liang Qifeng, the General Who Pacifies the North, a man rumored to be violent-tempered and capricious.
Nan Jianxue thought he was already as good as dead.
On their wedding night, Nan Jianxue prayed devoutly to the moon outside the window, hoping the general would be impotent and prefer men, and that he would see Nan Jianxue and turn away.
But the general, who should have been entertaining the guests at the banquet, suddenly appeared and heard every word of his prayer.
Nan Jianxue watched the general's face darken and silently finished writing his will in his head.
But contrary to his expectations, the general not only didn't kill him, he left!
The next day, news that the general and the princess were at odds spread across the capital. Everyone lamented the princess's tragic fate, while Nan Jianxue happily wolfed down a huge bowl of rice, delighted that Liang Qifeng had rejected him.
Later, Liang Qifeng pinned Nan Jianxue to the bed. Trembling, Nan Jianxue begged him to stop.
Liang Qifeng smiled and asked, "Do you still hope I'm impotent?"
Nan Jianxue: ...Help!
Liang Qifeng had fled to the northern frontier to fight because his family was pressuring him relentlessly to marry.
He thought he had escaped, but then an imperial decree arrived, betrothing the Princess Nan Jianxue to him.
He had known the emperor since childhood, and they were as close as brothers. He had never imagined the emperor would stab him in the back.
Knowing he preferred men, why force him to marry a princess?
He immediately returned to the capital, intending to divorce the princess, but accidentally walked in on his new wife while he was changing.
After catching sight of the perfectly flat chest, Liang Qifeng frowned.
How strange. Better take another look.
Theme: Acceptance is a bridge between hearts.
Push to receive in advance [rainbow fart]
[Good Luck Lotus] "The idiot beauty dresses up as a woman and marries a violent general" The pretty boy wears a beautiful skirt [Star Eyes]
[Cat's Claw] "After Heli, I became pregnant with Xianzun's cub" The cute baby runs with the ball, he escapes, he chases, he can't fly with wings [Spreading Flowers]
Daqi: Are you polite?
Hey, actually I am Chapter 12, right? I couldn't stand it anymore, but I just wanted to see the plot develop, so I forced myself to finish it. I finally finished reading it. It has no merits and no faults. I really need to practice my tactics.
Hahahahahahahaha I really admire this little kid, Daqi, who is so narrow-minded [laughing and crying]
Daqi expressed that he didn't want to take rolls since he was a baby, being silly and happy is the way to go~~
I'm so scared. I feel like I've given birth to a baby for the first time.
[Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl [Purple candy] kswl
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
The old story is still good. Mei Gong's face is to serve the mother and children. The previous childbirth stories are still comfortable to read [poor]
[Purple Sugar]kswl[Orange Candy] Got it [Purple Sugar]kswl
Push to receive in advance [rainbow fart] [Good Luck Lotus] "The idiot beauty dresses up as a woman and marries a violent general" The pretty boy wears a beautiful skirt [Star Eyes] [Cat's Claw] "After Heli, I became pregnant with Xianzun's cub" The cute baby runs with the ball, he escapes, he chases, he can't fly with wings [Spreading Flowers]
Daqi: Are you polite?
Hey, actually I am Chapter 12, right? I couldn't stand it anymore, but I just wanted to see the plot develop, so I forced myself to finish it. I finally finished reading it. It has no merits and no faults. I really need to practice my tactics.
Hahahahahahahaha I really admire this little kid, Daqi, who is so narrow-minded [laughing and crying]
Daqi expressed that he didn't want to take rolls since he was a baby, being silly and happy is the way to go~~
I'm so scared. I feel like I've given birth to a baby for the first time.
[Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl [Purple candy] kswl
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it The old story is still good. Mei Gong's face is to serve the mother and children. The previous childbirth stories are still comfortable to read [poor]
[Purple Sugar]kswl[Orange Candy] Got it [Purple Sugar]kswl
Very good, very good, not coy, sweet