After I Started Coasting, the Villain Began Spoiling Me

Upcoming stories: The Demon Lord Wants to Be Kept Too and The Foolish Beauty Lies Flat After the Parenting Show. Please add them to your collections OvO Song Suiyi transmigrates into a power-struggle novel as the cannon-fodder husband of the villain. He gets a golden finger that lets him reload his save file, and if he can just survive to the ending, he'll get the chance to be reborn. The villain, Regent King Guan Chengjiu, controls the young emperor and holds power over the entire court. He's temperamental, cruel, and bloodthirsty, another infamous living king of hell in Great Qi. So Song Suiyi dies and comes back to life in Guan Chengjiu's hands, over and over again, reloading whenever a mission fails. On his thirty-ninth reload, Song Suiyi looks at the enormous red double-happiness character in front of him and decides to lie flat. Since he's going to die anyway, he might as well lie down in comfort and wait for it. And so, Guan Chengjiu receives reports from his spies every day: The princess consort slept for eight hours today, went for a stroll around the treasury, then lay down. The princess consort slept for eight hours today, woke up, ate a huge pork knuckle, then lay down again. The princess consort made progress today. She only slept for six hours, grilled the garden's koi, then slept another two hours. The princess consort... Guan Chengjiu: ...What on earth did I marry? Just as Guan Chengjiu starts to suspect he's keeping a piglet at home, a spy suddenly reports that the princess consort is arranging her own funeral. She has made a coffin that's warm in winter and cool in summer, with a soft quilt, and is looking for someone to be buried with her. Guan Chengjiu: ...Looking for what now? He grabs the funeral notice and rushes to the mourning hall, where he finds his princess consort dressed in white mourning clothes and sitting on a coffin, with a handsome scholar on her left and a beauty on her right. When she sees him, her delicate features light up with a smile. "Before you kill me, Your Highness, pick someone to be buried with me!" Guan Chengjiu laughs in fury and grits his teeth. "How about me?" Song Suiyi: ? No matter how much he flirted before, the prince only wanted to kill him. Why did the prince change his mind the moment he started lying flat? Does the prince like people who don't move? Guan Chengjiu: ??? - The cover features the bottom. Weibo: @StorytellingIdleFox - The cat at home ate the plot logic. - Just have fun. If you don't like it, leave. No writing advice, please. ★ Upcoming Story ★ The Demon Lord Wants to Be Kept Too Wu Hui spent most of his life throwing his weight around in the demon realm. He was ruthless and infamous. When the righteous sects laid siege to him, he strode calmly across a mountain of corpses, only to be betrayed by his most trusted subordinate and stabbed to death. After waking from a long dream, he finds himself back in his youth. Looking at his body, which hasn't begun cultivating yet, Wu Hui decides to lie flat. What stupid Demon Lord? Whoever wants this miserable job can have it. All he wants is someone to keep him fed long-term! For example, Chen Yanmiao, the number one cultivator in the cultivation world, who stabbed him to death with a single sword back then, would be perfect. Wu Hui joins Chen Yanmiao's sect overnight. From then on, while his senior sister trains, he sleeps; while his senior brother fights monsters, he cheers him on; while his master goes on an adventure, he transforms into a clingy accessory and showers him with three thousand compliments. After a hundred years of cultivation, he returns still at the Qi Refining stage, the sect's very worst and most useless little grandmaster. Until one day, everyone discovers that he has an evil bone. The cultivation sects gather at the mountain gate and demand that Chen Yanmiao purge his own disciple to prove his commitment to the Dao. Wu Hui thinks he's about to die. Regretfully, he cups his master's face and gives him a peck, then smiles carefree. "At least I got to take advantage of you, Master. This trip wasn't a waste." He never expected the usually righteous Chen Yanmiao to point his sword at the crowd, his gaze still fixed on Wu Hui. "Where else would you go besides here, with me?" * Chen Yanmiao has a dream that five hundred years from now, the Demon Lord will rise to power and wreak havoc on the mortal world, leaving countless dead. He wakes and immediately grabs his sword, heading out to nip evil in the bud before the Demon Lord grows powerful. But his newly accepted disciple tugs at his robe, looking up at him with bright eyes. "Master, hungry. Want food." Looking at a face at least eighty percent identical to the Demon Lord's, Chen Yanmiao falls into deep thought. Was I the one who raised the Demon Lord? ★ The Foolish Beauty Lies Flat After the Parenting Show ★ Yu Nuo wakes up to discover that two years have passed. His handsome, wealthy husband is now in a vegetative state, his sweet, well-behaved son has become a revenge-obsessed edgelord, and he... has been exposed as a cheater and become a pariah on the entire internet, only one parenting show away from quitting the entertainment industry. Yu Nuo takes one look at the balance in his husband's account and lies flat. Fine, he'll quit. At worst, he'll buy a few fewer designer outfits in the future and run away after the parenting show! * On the first day of filming, the child next door refuses to get out of bed. His own child wakes up at six, picks up a book of advanced math problems, and prepares to start another day of fierce competition. A beautiful hand grabs him and hauls him back into bed. "Kids should sleep until the sun's high in the sky. Why get up before lunch is even ready?" Hugging his book, the child lies in bed with a hopeless expression and tries to talk some sense into him. "Little Dad, at this rate, the company will go bankrupt in three months." The production crew gives them living expenses. Other families' kids use all their wits to bargain with the adults, hoping to buy one extra lollipop. His own child grabs Yu Nuo, who's ordering a loaded milk tea, and does the math with a stern little face, trying to make his dad understand that soon they won't even be able to afford the northwest wind. Yu Nuo smiles and hands his son a cup of milk tea, then whispers in his ear, "The actress next door bought half a chicken, and the movie star's family has rice!" For the first time, the child looks ready to cry. "Little Dad, we're rich. We don't need to beg for food." When faced with a task, the other kids carry little baskets alongside the adults to pick fruit. His own child takes one look at his dad, who's about to go back to sleep, then shakes his head and goes to get a basket. But Yu Nuo carries him to a tree, squats down, and casually hands him a fruit freshly picked from the branches. "Last place is still first place. Steamed buns with pickled vegetables are a delicacy. If they don't taste good, the director can livestream himself washing his hair upside down tonight." The child takes a bite and solemnly comforts him. "I'll study hard and make sure that even after the company goes bankrupt, Little Dad can still eat steamed buns with pickled vegetables." Yu Nuo ruffles his son's cowlick. "You don't have to work that hard. Your dad's young and handsome. I can always marry someone else!" That night, Yan Yansi, who was still lying in bed, opened his eyes. If he didn't wake up now, his wife would run off with their son! Theme: Cherish life