Yu Shuihuan transmigrates into a scum-and-victim romance novel as the pathetic bottom. The original character clings to the scum top, constantly sabotages his white moonlight, and eventually ends up exposed in the wilderness.
After reading the plot, Yu Shuihuan decides to go completely off the rails.
When the scum top comes looking for trouble, he grabs a knife and goes after the white moonlight.
When the white moonlight plays the victim and shifts the blame, he turns around and burns down the scum top's house.
He does his best to keep things balanced, so the lovebirds can carry on their passionate romance without getting in the way of his sleeping with the great villain.
The great villain is elegant and charming, sweet-talking and doting on him. He's not great in bed, but he tries hard. He's practically perfect.
Yu Shuihuan sleeps with him again and again, until one day his belly starts to grow.
The scum top hears the news and shows up with a green face, taking his hand and saying tenderly, "If it's your child, I'll accept it."
Yu Shuihuan: ? Did the scum top eat something bad?
Terrified, he flees in the middle of the night. But as soon as he steps outside, someone pulls him into their arms. The great villain grips his chin. "I hear you're pregnant?"
Yu Shuihuan hooks his arms around the great villain's neck and smiles innocently. "Will you raise it, then?"
The great villain falls silent for a moment, then turns green too and whispers, "We look alike. No one will be able to guess who the child's real father is."
Yu Shuihuan: So both brothers think they've been cheated on?!
- The cover features the bottom!
- One-on-one, the top and bottom are each other's only ones.
- Just have fun. If you don't like it, leave. No unsolicited writing advice, please.
---★ Upcoming Novel ★---
"Pregnant with the Disabled Villain's Child"
Zhuang Qiaoyu wakes up to discover that he has transmigrated into an intrigue novel as a vicious cannon-fodder character.
The original character despises his husband, Zhou Di, for being blind and crippled, cheats on him with an outsider, and even poisons him. Later, after Zhou Di ascends the throne, the first thing he does is have the original character mutilated into a human stump.
After recalling the plot, Zhuang Qiaoyu starts thinking about the best way to run away and avoid that tragic fate.
But just as he finishes packing and is about to leave, he runs straight into Zhou Di.
The man who will one day wield absolute power and rule with brutality is currently a disabled man who can barely care for himself. He sits in a wheelchair, lightly dressed, with fine snow dusting his long lashes. He looks frail and pitiful.
Zhuang Qiaoyu looks at his face, lovely as a spring flower, then at his closed, beautiful eyes, and finally at his long legs, which depend on a wheelchair. Every detail hits his preferences exactly.
Zhuang Qiaoyu drops his bags on the spot, scurries over, and says shyly, "Husband, you're so handsome. Come cuddle."
Zhou Di: ?
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Zhou Di made a name for himself at a young age and commands a powerful army. He's the hottest candidate for crown prince.
In his previous life, he became disabled and blind. The darling of the heavens fell into the dirt overnight. He endured and schemed until he took the throne, then personally killed everyone who had humiliated him.
Reborn on the day his new wife is about to cheat on him, Zhou Di grabs a dagger and heads out, ready to kill the culprit himself.
He never expects his wife, who has always been cold to him, to suddenly throw himself into his arms, sweetly call him "husband," and even take attentive care of him.
Zhuang Qiaoyu brings him food. Zhou Di sneers inwardly: It must be poisoned.
Thinking he is heartbroken and refusing to eat, Zhuang Qiaoyu gently coaxes him to eat, spoonful by spoonful.
Zhou Di: ? Has he changed his ways?
Zhuang Qiaoyu pushes Zhou Di outside to enjoy the sunshine. Looking at the lake before him, Zhou Di sneers inwardly: Now he's going to push me in, isn't he?
Instead, Zhuang Qiaoyu sits on his lap and says shyly, "Husband, hold me."
Zhou Di: ? Could he have fallen in love with me?
Zhuang Qiaoyu helps Zhou Di change clothes. He sees the sleeping beast and turns bright red, quickly looking away. Zhou Di sneers inwardly: He's finally realized I'm useless. Is he about to run away?
The next moment, Zhuang Qiaoyu pretends to touch him by accident.
Then he touches him again.
Zhou Di: ...He really has fallen in love with me.
Just as Zhou Di lets down his guard and thinks Zhuang Qiaoyu has truly changed, he drinks the poison Zhuang Qiaoyu brings him once again.
He sneers, his eyes bloodshot, ready to endure the same torment as in his previous life. Suddenly, heat floods his body.
Zhuang Qiaoyu sits on his lap and pretends to touch him everywhere by accident, his face flushed. "You're not able to, so I can do it myself."
Later, Zhuang Qiaoyu touches his growing belly and tries to push away the man closing in on him.
Zhou Di pulls him into his arms and gently coaxes, "You're not able to, so I'll do it."
---★ "Transmigrated as Cannon Fodder, Spoiled by the Tyrant" ★---
Qu Zhuowei transmigrates and becomes a cannon-fodder character in a book who doesn't survive past the first three pages.
The tyrant Xiao Ling is cruel, unpredictable, and bloodthirsty. The original character merely looked at the tyrant a little too long, and had his eyes gouged out before being abandoned in the wilderness.
Yet the System demands that he reform and redeem the villainous tyrant.
Qu Zhuowei: ? He's taller and more handsome than me, richer and more powerful than me, and more brutal than me. Which one of us needs redeeming more?
System: You could also go the power-fantasy route, overthrow the tyranny, and become emperor yourself.
Qu Zhuowei: ...Is there a third option?
The System immediately summons a bolt of thunder that strikes the tree beside him and leaves it charred.
Qu Zhuowei: The tyrant is dark and lonely inside. He obviously needs saving. This redemption mission is great. I love redemption missions.
Qu Zhuowei opens the System's mission panel. First mission: get into the tyrant's bed.
Second mission: become empress.
Qu Zhuowei: ? Is there a step missing in between?
Qu Zhuowei looks at the palace intrigue plan written by the System, which might as well be an ancient text. After three lines, he gives up on the spot. He nervously strips and lies down on the tyrant's bed, then asks pitifully if he can be made empress.
The next day, Xiao Ling issues an imperial decree and welcomes him into the empress's palace amid a clamor of drums and gongs.
Qu Zhuowei is shocked and confused. "System, are you sure you haven't made a mistake? Xiao Ling seems like a really nice person to me."
System: His temperament is unpredictable. Be careful, this could be a trap. Emperors hate sharing power. Test him.
That very night, Qu Zhuowei asks Xiao Ling if he can help him review memorials. The next day, Xiao Ling sends over a table full of memorials and a guide to annotating them.
Qu Zhuowei: "I really think you have a bias against Xiao Ling."
System: He definitely has an ulterior motive. Test him again. What do men hate most?
That very night, Qu Zhuowei asks Xiao Ling if he can share his harem. Xiao Ling immediately has someone bring out the green name plaques for Qu Zhuowei to choose from, and even prepares a luxurious sedan chair to take him there.
Qu Zhuowei is amazed, thinking Xiao Ling really is a good person. But as soon as he enters the harem, the concubines rush to the entrance, fall to their knees with a thud, and cling to his legs, screaming for help.
Qu Zhuowei sees the shackles on their ankles and flees back to Xiao Ling.
But the emperor, usually so gentle and refined, has completely changed. He pins Qu Zhuowei in his arms, strokes his face, and chuckles. "What mission did the System give you this time? Before you complete it, why not fulfill your duties as empress?"
The next day, Qu Zhuowei tugs at the chain locked around his ankle and trembles.
The System was right. Xiao Ling really is a great villain!
Can he still make a run for it?!
Theme: A person must first love themselves before others can love them.
Hey, in fact, if the baby has inherited the poison, isn't it definitely their child, hahaha
This cousin is even more annoying than the characters in ancient times [Cracked] It's just inexplicable, he's talking to himself, it's too offensive [Loading][Loading][Loading]
This book is so strong and delicious, it is particularly seductive and gentle, so you can just eat it up [poor] (os it would be great if this book had 1000 chapters)
I like it, like it and finish it with flowers
I actually don't understand why I chose a bad guy as my reading companion.
Finished spreading flowers! The young couple can be happy like this!
OMG the modern extra is too fat!
2026.3.25 One brush [sprinkle flowers]
It's probably better to set it as a side story, or putting it in the main text will affect the order completion rate.
Xql just made me eat alive and die [spread flowers][spread flowers][spread flowers]
Hey, in fact, if the baby has inherited the poison, isn't it definitely their child, hahaha
This cousin is even more annoying than the characters in ancient times [Cracked] It's just inexplicable, he's talking to himself, it's too offensive [Loading][Loading][Loading]
This book is so strong and delicious, it is particularly seductive and gentle, so you can just eat it up [poor] (os it would be great if this book had 1000 chapters)
I like it, like it and finish it with flowers
I actually don't understand why I chose a bad guy as my reading companion.
Finished spreading flowers! The young couple can be happy like this!
OMG the modern extra is too fat! 2026.3.25 One brush [sprinkle flowers]
It's probably better to set it as a side story, or putting it in the main text will affect the order completion rate.
Xql just made me eat alive and die [spread flowers][spread flowers][spread flowers]
Can boss drive Zaizai next?