Coming soon: My Traitorous Minister Keeps Wanting Me to Take Maternity Leave [Book Transmigration] and My Daoist Partner Is a Cat. Please add them to your favorites OvO
Liu Miqing transmigrated into a melodramatic novel about a scummy gong and a pathetic shou, becoming the shou who looked just like the scumbag gong's White Moonlight.
The original character was obsessed with the scumbag gong, willingly serving as his replacement and raising his child. In the end, even the only thing about him worth its weight was cut out and used as a medicinal ingredient.
Liu Miqing, who'd spent his whole life as a sickly invalid: Ecstatic dancing! Goodbye, scumbag gong!
No, more like, don't ever see you again!
Why would he put himself through an obsessive, torturous romance with the scumbag gong?
To save his life, Liu Miqing dumps the scumbag gong on the eve of his wedding and runs to the male supporting character.
The supporting character is handsome and loaded. How is he not better than the scumbag gong?
Wouldn't it be much happier to stick with a powerful ally, eat and drink for free, then leave once the plot is more or less over?
But... is something wrong with this plot?
Why is his belly growing?! Isn't giving birth supposed to be a privilege exclusive to the protagonist shou?!
Looking at the child's father, Bu Jingci, the cannon-fodder prince in the book who was there to make the scumbag gong look more impressive, and who became a puppet after finally ascending the throne,
Liu Miqing: If we're comparing who's worse off, I think I win. I'm out of here.
Just as his plan falls apart and Liu Miqing packs his things to run, an imperial edict summons him to the palace.
Bu Jingci, who was rumored to be on the verge of abdicating, draws him into his arms. "Where are you taking the Crown Prince, Empress?"
Married first, love later. Wolf in sheep's clothing x sheep in wolf's clothing
★ Reading Guide ★
· The one on the cover is the shou =v=*
· Married first, love later, one-on-one throughout, no groveling-after-the-breakup arc. The scumbag gong doesn't deserve it.
· The author's intelligence is limited, and the logic spirals into the heavens.
· We hope nitpickers will know their place and help foster a harmonious environment.
· Weibo: @-Xian Hu-
★ Coming Soon ★
My Traitorous Minister Keeps Wanting Me to Take Maternity Leave [Book Transmigration]
Lian Yinlian transmigrates into a novel as the cannon-fodder emperor who gets cut down by the male lead, and is bound to a baffling Foolish Emperor System.
Even his hidden cultivation mindset crumbles.
Looking at the glinting silver blade at Nie Linfeng's waist, Lian Yinlian feels a chill in his neck.
What next life of glory? He just wants to live out this one in peace!
At first:
Lian Yinlian: I have to work hard and be a good emperor! I don't need to accomplish anything, as long as I don't make mistakes!
Nie Linfeng: Keep pretending. You won't be able to keep it up for many more days anyway.
Later:
Lian Yinlian: Being emperor is so hard. I want to be a layabout. Male lead, when are you rebelling? I've already wiped down the Dragon Throne!
Nie Linfeng: Has Your Majesty gotten up? Did you attend court on time? Have you finished reviewing all the memorials?
Later still:
Lian Yinlian: I have to review memorials today!
Nie Linfeng, rubbing the little emperor's now-swollen belly: There, there. You take maternity leave. I'll review the memorials.
Lian Yinlian: That's treason!
Nie Linfeng: You're sleeping in the imperial bed again tonight.
Lian Yinlian: QAQ
[Bonus Scene]
When the little emperor was incompetent, the ministers worried themselves bald every day over the empire teetering on the brink.
Later, when the little emperor started working hard, the ministers worried themselves bald over the lack of an heir.
Looking at the ministers' joint petition in their own blood, demanding that the emperor favor his consorts, Lian Yinlian says, "What's wrong with you people?!"
Faced with the memorials the ministers submit every few days,
Lian Yinlian burns them all, pats his belly, and says, "Shut up. I'll give birth myself!"
★ My Daoist Partner Is a Cat ★
Mu Yanji, leader of the immortal path, is exceptionally gifted, elegant, and peerlessly handsome. Yet he is cold and heartless, a flower on a high mountain that can only be admired from afar.
That flower was recently scratched by a cat.
Every day, the immortals gather at court to watch the black cat show off its claws at the immortal lord in all sorts of ways. In private, they say that even an ancient divine lord can't resist the bewitching charm of a fluffy creature.
But the truth is
When Yan Luo is with Mu Yanji, he acts cute, begs to be held, and shows his belly, hoping to be mounted.
When Mu Yanji is with Yan Luo, he feeds him, strokes his fur, and squeezes his paw pads, taking full advantage of him without ever mounting him.
Later, Yan Luo gets angry, leaves behind a bag of dried fish, and turns to leave.
But Mu Yanji picks him up and brings him back, then rubs his belly and asks, "Where do you think you're taking my kitten?"
Yan Luo: Fur standing on end
Mu Yanji: My wife gets irritable during pregnancy. How do I soothe him? Online now, urgent.
Theme: Keep striving to survive in adversity, and one day good fortune will come
What a glass heart, I don't find it scary at all! It's still a bit touching, but when the queen showed her good intentions before, was she subdued? Please, you two have a feud. She still hates your man for stealing her son's throne. She already wanted your man dead when she was a child, but you still want to reconcile with her? ?
Well done, not being a holy mother, it's really great, touching JPG
It works, but it's not a simple substance. When making candle wicks, you first add a solution such as copper sulfate into it. There's nothing wrong with it.
Finished spreading flowers, thank you madam,
The reason for Sheng's drugging seems to have never been made clear. It feels like it's just a plot to serve the protagonists together?
Couple's copybook, full of love words
Is the author of Hahaha Burp from Cantonese? Raw barbecued pork
Fugui: Good guy, leave the business to me, the Queen and the Emperor's little expert, a little expert in business, a real tool man (so cute)
The flowers are sprinkled at the end, it's awesome
What a glass heart, I don't find it scary at all! It's still a bit touching, but when the queen showed her good intentions before, was she subdued? Please, you two have a feud. She still hates your man for stealing her son's throne. She already wanted your man dead when she was a child, but you still want to reconcile with her? ?
Well done, not being a holy mother, it's really great, touching JPG
It works, but it's not a simple substance. When making candle wicks, you first add a solution such as copper sulfate into it. There's nothing wrong with it.
Finished spreading flowers, thank you madam,
The reason for Sheng's drugging seems to have never been made clear. It feels like it's just a plot to serve the protagonists together?
Couple's copybook, full of love words
Is the author of Hahaha Burp from Cantonese? Raw barbecued pork
Fugui: Good guy, leave the business to me, the Queen and the Emperor's little expert, a little expert in business, a real tool man (so cute)
The flowers are sprinkled at the end, it's awesome
Hello, happy Lantern Festival