——Please accept the follow-up article "If you don't work hard, you will marry Pluto [Live Broadcast]", okay~——
Copywriting of this article:
After Song Yinzhi was kicked out by his employer, his aunt found him a job as a housekeeper for a wealthy family, with a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan. The job was easy and he could look after the children and feed the dogs.
With a dream of getting rich, he excitedly opened the slightly weird door, and the nanny brought him a snow-white baby.
Song Yinzhi:? ? ?
After coming to this house for several days, I have never seen any adults in the house, only the milk baby in my arms who has a cold face and mature behavior.
Song Yinzhi: "Baby, brother, help you change your diaper~"
Milkman: "Get lost."
Song Yinzhi: "Baby, brother, let me feed you, open your mouth, ah——"
Milkman: "Get lost."
Song Yinzhi: "Baby, brother..."
Milkman: (glare)
Song Yinzhi: "Brother knows, brother, get out of here."
When Song Yinzhi was cleaning the kennel in the yard, he found a tall adult man with golden eyes standing at the window of Milkman's room.
He was shocked, picked up the broom, rushed forward, and hurriedly opened the door, only to find that——
Milkman was the only one sitting quietly on the bed reading a book called "One Hundred Ways to Take Robbery".
A month later, Song Yinzhi was forced to marry, and the man who forced him to marry turned out to be the man he saw at the window last time——
Feng Qi: "After comprehensive evaluation, you are judged to be the most suitable marriage partner for me. How do you want to hold the wedding?"
Song Yinzhi: "??? Aren't I here to apply for a job as a housekeeper? There are many tricks on earth. I want to go back to Mars."
When Song Yinzhi was taken to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register by Wuhuada, he saw the word "monster" in the race column on the other party's household registration book.
Song Yinzhi: Help! Who can lend me "One Hundred Ways to Escape After Being Forced to Marry by a Monster"?
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Baby Feng Qi seems to be particularly fond of foxes. There is a fox doll on the bedside, a fox mural is hung on the wall, and even the little spoon for eating is in the shape of a fox.
Feng Qi: "Brother, do you like fox mud?"
Song Yinzhi: "My brother likes foxes very much. They have fluffy white dumplings. I want to rub their big tail~"
The overwhelming golden light hit Song Yinzhi, almost blinding him.
Then, nine furry, snow-white tails stretched out from the golden light.
Feng Qi: "Brother, give me rua."
Just when Song Yinzhi was content with holding these big balls of fluffy books and sucking them madly——
The golden light fell, and a certain man with golden eyes pulled back his tail and smiled proudly:
"In exchange, can you let me fuck you for a while, no more than three hours at most?"
Song Yinzhi: "I seem to like hairless animals lately."
//Easy Cookies//Bringing a Baby
Copywriting of the follow-up article "Kiss and turn into a cat":
A sudden disaster occurred, and Song Ningyi was gone.
Before breaking into the underworld and cooking oil in the pot, facing the ghosts in the underworld who had never seen any food and the extremely ferocious King of Hell's baby, he took out the human murder weapon - Kang Shuaifu.
Song Ningyi has since embarked on the road to saving the local economy by relying on food live broadcasts.
Difu Daily: #SHOCK! The people of the underworld with poor food and no appetite became foodies overnight. The reason why human delicacies are sold out in excess is...#
Song Ningyi turned around and changed her life through live broadcasts of food, and her net worth soared. Her popularity was almost as high as that of the top star on the list - Pluto Chu Qiao.
His status was shaken, Chu Qiao expressed his regrets, and wanted to fight Song Ningyi live broadcast despite his dignity.
On the eve of the live broadcast, Song Ningyi picked up a silver cat cub in front of her home.
The kitten was extremely cold and arrogant. He didn't eat or drink. He just squatted in a small corner and stared at himself secretly with his big round eyes.
Feed the rice and knock the rice bowl away! Brushing his fur and scratching his little hands!
One day, a supernatural incident occurred at home, and Mao Fan disappeared mysteriously. In order to catch the thief, Song Ningyi imitated the cat cub and squatted behind the door in the middle of the night to observe secretly.
An aloof cat cub sneaked up to the rice bowl on tiptoes. A hungry tiger pounced on the food, and the whole cat fell into the rice bowl!
On the day of the war, Song Ningyi opened the live broadcast room, but unexpectedly received the news that Chu Qiao had been missing for many days.
All the ghosts: Damn it, you are playing tricks on us, even Pluto can't bear it.
In the camera, a big silver cat gracefully passed by with its tail raised proudly. It rubbed its round face hard twice on Song Ningyi's chest, and then rolled in her arms. The cat's claws slipped and it rolled down.
Ghosts: This stupid cat that grabbed Yiyi's trouser leg and climbed up, how do you think it is our Pluto? ? ?
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