The Whole Martial World Is Full of Experts

Zhang Xiaoyuan, son of a renowned hero, has a special ability. He can always see above other people’s heads their relationships and preferences, the strength of their martial arts, their background and past, and all the secrets they keep hidden. Above the head of the martial arts alliance leader, he saw the blush-worthy secret story of the leader’s hidden marriage to the demon cult leader. Above the head of the Flower-Scattering Palace master, he saw the tangled love and hate between him and his chief disciple. And from the head of the Heavenly Secrets Battalion’s general, he learned the secrets of a cross-dressing master. He used this unique ability to become the Jianghu’s know-it-all, buying land and building a new home for his impoverished sect, recruiting disciples far and wide, and turning it into one of the most prestigious sects around. But he could never see through his senior brother. Because when they first met, there were only seven words above his head. "Lu Zhaoming, a nobody." After the two finally admitted their feelings and got together, the words above his senior brother’s head at last changed. "Remember to eat" "Drink more warm water" "Get to bed early" "I love you." [How to Enjoy This Story] 1. The CP is Lu and Zhang. 2. This silly, sweet story doesn’t need logic. 3. It has a huge imagination and plenty of twists, but it’s sweet all the way through, no question. Ding! Jianghu bulletin! This story will enter VIP serialization tomorrow (March 5). Coming up with ideas for a silly comedy isn’t easy, so I hope you lovely readers will support the official release. Love you all, mwah~ ↓↓↓ Please bookmark my upcoming silly historical BL novel ↓↓↓ A Swordsman’s Heart Has No Room for Love (The preview may change, but the premise won’t.) 1. Jiang Su transmigrates into a book. He becomes the protagonist of a certain adult novel, the most beautiful man in the Jianghu. His beauty attracts unwanted attention, and in the end he is assaulted by several people, leaving his reputation in ruins. To avoid meeting the same fate, Jiang Su trains hard with his sword. But after becoming the greatest swordsman of the righteous path, the System tells him that if he’s still single when the original story ends, he’ll be sent back to reality. Jiang Su: “...” He earned the title of greatest swordsman through his own hard work. Why should he have to give it up? He doesn’t want to return to reality. He needs a partner. 2. Jiang Su originally thought that, as the protagonist adored by everyone, finding a partner would be easy. And indeed, he has plenty of admirers, for example His senior fellow disciple, the sect leader, straightens his clothes: Junior Brother, once you have a family... Jiang Su: That won’t happen. His senior brother looks delighted. Jiang Su: They’ll only slow down my sword. The martial arts alliance leader invites him to drink and cautiously probes: Su’er, if you drink the wine of severed affection, would you forget the one you love most Jiang Su: Bullshit. There’s no way I’d forget my sword. He teaches his junior nephew martial arts, and the boy can’t stop eyeing his sword: Little Martial Uncle, can I touch your sword? Jiang Su: No. His nephew: It’s just a sword Jiang Su: Shut up! That’s my wife! After Jiang Su has nipped one budding romance after another in the bud, he understands. Hah. A swordsman’s heart has no room for love. 3. Until one day, Jiang Su meets Li Hanshan, the young master raised to be the demon cult’s ultimate weapon. He and Li Hanshan exchange countless letters, discussing old techniques and delving into new ones. When it comes to swordsmanship, they have nothing they can’t talk about. Jiang Su even thinks Li Hanshan is his closest confidant! Then the story reaches its end, and Jiang Su is about to return to the modern world. Studying swordsmanship really is more interesting than dating, he thinks. Perhaps a swordsman’s heart truly has no room for love. But Li Hanshan comes galloping over without a second thought and grabs his hand tightly, as if holding on to a priceless treasure about to vanish. Jiang Su doesn’t go back. He sees the burning intensity in Li Hanshan’s eyes and suddenly seems to understand something. It turns out a swordsman’s heart has room for Li Hanshan after all. [How to Enjoy This Story] 1. This is a silly, sweet story. Don’t go looking for intelligence or logic in a silly comedy. 2. The CP is the demon cult’s strongest, beautiful-but-tragic young master x the righteous path’s strongest, stunning beauty. Both have negative emotional intelligence, are straight as steel pipes, and have eyes only for the sword. Theme: Ease the stress of a fast-paced life and spread positive energy.