I Started Writing When the Entire Cultivation World's Family Tree Was Torn Up

My completed novel, After Becoming the Youngest Son of a Lord [Western Fantasy], is waiting to be devoured. And please check out my upcoming novels: I Really Miss You in the Underworld (just kidding) and I Open a Logistics Company in the Underworld (for real). Chao Xing is probably the human cultivator with the most formidable background in the entire cultivation world. His father is the most devious and ruthless head of a cultivation clan. His mother is the cultivation world's most beautiful woman, with admirers everywhere. His master is the human race's coldest and most heartless Tribulation Transcendence Venerable. His younger brother is the second most unruly troublemaker on the Peerless Sword Peak of Guiyi Sect. His ancestors even include an ascended powerhouse to whom the entire cultivation world owes a debt. For a while, he thought he'd coast to victory. He'd even figured out how to spend his days eating, drinking, and having fun. But then a thing calling itself a System fell out of the sky. The System tried to tempt him: [Spirit beasts and plants, rare pills, supreme secret arts, all yours for the taking.] Chao Xing, who'd never lacked spirit beasts and plants, rare pills, or supreme secret arts from the moment he was born, threw the System out of the courtyard. The System kept trying: [Becoming the greatest cultivator in the world will be a breeze.] Chao Xing, whose master was already the greatest cultivator in the world and had no interest in overthrowing him, tossed the System from the eastern end of Moonlit Cove to the western end. The System valiantly tried again: [I can grant all your wishes.] Chao Xing, whose greatest wish was to lie flat, could take no more. He grabbed the System and headed off to find his parents. The System shrieked: [Without me, your family is going to die!] Chao Xing stopped in his tracks and solemnly lifted the System in his hands. That wouldn't do. He had to hear what this was about. The path to ascension in the cultivation world had been blocked for a long time. For millions of years, no one had successfully ascended, and recently, even the tribulation lightning between major cultivation realms had become harder to endure. The human, demon, and monster races united like never before, but one powerful cultivator after another fell at the final step. A cultivator said, "The Heavenly Dao is unfair, and its will is impossible to resist. The three races are destined to be wiped out." Then one day, a strange fish-shaped magical artifact shot into the sky. After a tremendous explosion, the path to ascension not only reopened, it opened wide enough for everyone in the cultivation world to enter. Everyone: W-who is this great master? How terrifying! The great master smiled, his eyes curving as he tossed away the System that had crashed onto his head many years ago. Yes! At last, I can lie flat in peace! A formation cultivator bottom who switches between lying down and sitting up X the number-one unruly troublemaker, a love-struck top Coming soon: I Open a Logistics Company in the Underworld A carefree, nonsensical, but perfectly sane bottom X a cat demon civil servant top of complicated origins One day, Yun Wei died and was brought to the Underworld in a daze, only to discover that his parents, whom he'd never met, had left him the Underworld's only registered logistics company. Great, Yun Wei thought expressionlessly. Even after dying, he'd managed to climb from diligent wage slave to ruthless capitalist. And in a monopoly industry, no less. The passage between the Underworld and the human realm had been unstable for hundreds of years. Aside from transporting souls, it could no longer handle any other traffic. At the site of the three-hundredth protest demanding that the Fengdu Ghost Bureau repair the passage, yellow sheets of paper rained down from the sky. Are you short on cash, yet frustrated that fewer than one in ten bills burned from the living world ever arrive? Do you miss your loved ones so much it hurts, but have no way to send them a dream and keep hitting dead ends? Is there something you've lost that you just can't forget, even after death? Kitty Wrap, the Underworld's most trustworthy logistics company. We have our own passage between the worlds of the living and the dead, the Underworld's first River of Forgetfulness cargo ship, and authentic creatures from the Classic of Mountains and Seas to protect your parcels every step of the way. Sending a package? I choose Kitty Wrap. Receiving a package? I choose Kitty Wrap. Need food delivery or an errand run? I still choose Kitty Wrap! Kitty Wrap, the perfect partner for a happy life in the Underworld. We sincerely look forward to your visit! One day, Pei Xianyu, captain of the Demon and Ghost Supervisory Bureau, went to investigate the owner behind Kitty Logistics. Rumor had it that the owner came from a prestigious background (meaning his ancestors were impressive), had a cunning mind (meaning even the King of Hell couldn't get the better of him), and was ruthless (meaning he made great demons from the Classic of Mountains and Seas work for him). Having heard all this in advance, Pei Xianyu scoffed but stayed on guard. Just as he was about to sneak into the location, he heard the following conversation through a carved wooden door. "Come on, repeat after me: When life goes well, make merry to your heart's content." "Meow meow meow meow meow meow?" The owner behind the scenes spoke excitedly: "We're open one day, closed six!" The bottom is incredibly powerful. He beats up beggar ghosts and kicks around nasty demons, undefeated throughout the Underworld. Even the King of Hell gets a headache when he sees him. The author's courage is just a little bigger than a needlepoint. This isn't scary at all. Theme: Cherish one another