Can These Goofy Players Save Humanity?

One-line summary: The Three Great Calamities, humanity’s end, goofy players, transmigrating to save the world! Fang Fan transmigrates two thousand years into the future. The Earth has exploded. Humanity is doomed. With no other choice, Fang Fan summons the goofy players from two thousand years ago to save their unworthy descendants. After all, goofy players are also known as the Fourth Calamity. Fang Fan is serious: Humanity is going to disappear. This is real. The goofy players: “So what if it does? I just want to flirt with Fang Fan. Flirting with Fang Fan comes first. I love watching him get all flustered, nyah. Official team, hurry up and release a Fang Fan figurine. I’ll buy them all.” Fang Fan: Cannot laugh.jpg Serious summary: Machine intelligence, demons, and the insect race: the Three Great Calamities, the end of humanity. The descendants called upon the souls of their ancestors, and so the players crossed the torrent of two thousand years and arrived in the future. They fight for Fang Fan, and they fight for humanity. Thus, the Fourth Calamity. Coming soon: The Years I Raised the Protagonists Synopsis: Ma Xiaofei is just a poor writer, living paycheck to paycheck and spending each day’s earnings that same day. Then one day, a big black dog follows her home, bringing along the Heavenly Dao’s favorite son from a xianxia world. Before long, she has more and more beloved sons and daughters of the Heavenly Dao in her home. The big black dog brings Fang Duanya, the protagonist of a xianxia world: nine years old, family destroyed, carrying a rare treasure, and fleeing from place to place. The black-footed cat brings Ye Jiuye, the protagonist of a supernatural world: three months old, a reincarnated King of Hell, followed by a hundred ghosts, his entire family dead because of him, and no one to care for him. The poisonous lizard brings Roman-Roland, the protagonist of a Western fantasy world: thirteen years old, second in line to inherit the empire. On his way to take up his new fief, he is ambushed by the heir who comes first in line. The husky brings Dadasu, the protagonist of a science fiction world: his home planet is dying, he is hiding on Earth, his real form looks just like a crayfish and smells delicious, and people keep serving him up at the dinner table. The calico cat brings Bai Luoluo, the protagonist of a modern urban world: seven years old, kidnapped and sold, escaped from the mountains, now homeless and living by cheating and swindling just to get something to eat. The bandaged monster brings Qin Feng, the protagonist of an apocalyptic world: seventeen years old, zombies have arrived, his friends and family are all dead, and he has run out of ammunition and food. Ma Xiaofei: “...” All these underage protagonists, who haven’t even started their storylines yet, have moved into her home. There’s no way to describe their daily life as anything less than total chaos. Then one day, the stories begin, and the little ones all grow up. Ma Xiaofei can walk all over every world. The male lead is undecided. It depends on how the story develops. Please add to your reading list: Title: Everyone Is Evil Except Me It’s the first story on my author page. Synopsis: My name is Fang Si. Starting today, you’re all my prisoners. The girl calmly announces her arrival to the villains who think they have everything under control. The Space-Time Prison lies in the gap between time and space, in the layers between the macroscopic and the microscopic. It imprisons peerless villains who have caused great harm to the world but possess the ability to live forever and never die. The Abyssal Ruler of the Corrupted World, the Intelligent God who keeps humanity as livestock, the Devourer who feeds on worlds, and the Supreme Being who wantonly disrupts fate are all prisoners in this prison. Fang Si is its warden. During work hours, her job is to supervise the prisoners as they reform and become better people. No matter how powerful the villain, they must endure her merciless oppression. After work, she returns to the present world, only to find herself constantly pursued by a young CEO she once rescued on a whim. The young CEO has just turned twenty, while she has been alive for twenty thousand years, or perhaps even longer. The young CEO says, “I really like you.” The young CEO says, “I’ll give you all my money to spend.” Fang Si ignores him. The young CEO says again, “Will you come to dinner with me at a seven-star hotel? Master Zhang is the chef.” Fang Si: “Pick me up from work at five in your Ferrari. The one painted like Doraemon.” She hadn’t wanted to take a bite out of such a young man, but Master Zhang’s cooking is simply too delicious. Gloomy girl warden x soft, sweet, silly young CEO The female lead is incredibly strong, with the highest combat power around. The male lead is spectacularly unlucky and runs into murderers whenever he leaves the house. Please add to your reading list: (No CP) The Demon Lord Always Wakes Up in the Hospital On his first transmigration, the original host is in orthopedics. Before the college entrance exam, he got his girlfriend pregnant, his own father broke his leg, and he was sent to the hospital. On his second transmigration, the original host is in the emergency room. He ate at a late-night barbecue stall, couldn’t pay, and ran off when the owner wasn’t looking, only to get hit by a car. On his third transmigration, the original host is in the ICU. He is eighty years old, and his children are fighting over the family fortune right in front of him. Furious, he suffers a heart attack. On his fourth transmigration, the original host is in the psychiatric ward. He was a witness to a major case, and someone had him sent to a psychiatric hospital to discredit his testimony. Qiu Ming grits his teeth, wishing he could drag each of the original hosts out and beat them up. Is this what real life is like? If he weren’t a well-cultivated Demon Lord, the original hosts would have gotten him killed sooner or later. Theme: Friendship, passion, and forging ahead