Everyone Thinks I'm a Romance Scammer

Next up, a new story: "Merlin, Sister, I'm Not a Catfish!"

Blurb: Merlin♀ from Fate/Prototype has her online idol account, "Magic☆Merry," stolen by Merlin♂ from FGO.

Magic☆Merry: "Actually, I'm Merlin! P.S. Here's a bonus picture: Merlin♂.jpg."

#Shocking!!! The online idol Magic☆Merry is actually a man!!#

Author: Let's interview some fans and hear what they think.

#What's it like when your wife turns into a man?#

Female fans: Hahaha, so handsome!!! I'd marry him!!!

Author: What about you?

Bandaged suicide fanatic: "Yokohama profanity!!"

Information broker Kanra: "Ikebukuro profanity!!"

Dr. Roman: "Israeli profanity!!"

Spider Gentleman Boss: "Meteor City polite speech."

The esper who loves coffee jelly: "..."

"You catfish!!"

Everyone who'd be a devoted simp only because they're deeply in love: "...How do we destroy the world?"

Merlin♀: "I didn't! I swear!"

Merlin♂: Quietly takes all the credit and slips away.

So Merlin♀ decides to transmigrate to a parallel world and beat up another version of herself: I'm going to kill myself!

"Merlin! Don't go!" But a certain blond, blue-eyed "son" of the King of Knights is rather clingy. "Let's go home and eat!"

Reader's Guide:

1. The heroine is the great mage Merlin from Prototype. The whole story is gloriously self-indulgent, and any OOC characterization is on me; all praise belongs to Type-Moon.

2. You can read the first story in my author profile, but you don't need to have read it to enjoy this one.

3. Feel free to joke around, but please don't make personal attacks. If you can accept the premise above, click to read; if not, quietly leave.

Theme: World peace