The Immortal Venerable and I Share a System

[Comedic plot, long-form, road-trip story, classical Journey to the West-style gods and monsters] #What does it feel like when your cheat cracks apart?# Meng Qiu didn't want to share her System with anyone, but when she and the System transmigrated to the Juntian Realm, the revered Qingyue, Qin Yue, arrested the System on the spot. And that's when everything started spiraling out of control. The System calmly told Meng Qiu, "The good news is, I got you out of there. The bad news is, I'm broken." Meng Qiu: "???" "What do you mean, broken?" Meng Qiu was calm, too. She'd always been a calm person. The System said, "In theory, as long as you have points, the Myriad Worlds Shop can provide anything you need. But the part of the System responsible for assigning tasks didn't make it out, so you can't earn points by completing tasks." It put things a little awkwardly, but Meng Qiu understood. Meng Qiu: "...You mean I have an ATM that can spit out a ton of money, but I don't have a bank card, right?" The System said, "Correct." Meng Qiu really was a calm person. She only cursed the System out instead of saying she'd tear it limb from limb. * For a while, she thought she might be the most unfortunate System holder in the world, until she met Qin Yue, the holder of the other half of the System. "So you're saying you earned quite a few points by completing tasks, but you have no idea what they're for, and they've been disappearing automatically this whole time?" Meng Qiu said guiltily, "I thought those points that kept appearing out of nowhere were a System bug... Sorry, I spent every last one." Qin Yue: Stares. Bonus scene: A great demon was wreaking havoc in the mortal world. The local earth god burned incense and prayed for Heaven to intervene and subdue the demon. So Meng Qiu and Qin Yue teamed up to drive it out. Qin Yue said, "This is easy. I'll cut it down with one strike, and it'll drop dead on the spot." Meng Qiu carefully assessed the situation and studied the demon's personality before saying, "No rush. I'll handle this." She taunted the demon: "I bet you can't be a good demon. Not because you don't want to, but because you can't." The demon flew into a rage. "That's nonsense!" It hurried off and did 999 good deeds to prove to Meng Qiu that it was capable of doing good. It just didn't want to. Qin Yue watched, utterly dumbfounded.jpg After this book, I'll write: My Late Husband, the Celestial Emperor Synopsis: When Ye Yuan first entered the cultivation world, she heard people talk about the famous and legendary Celestial Emperor Quan. He subdued Heaven and Earth, established the Celestial Court, and became the ruler of the Three Realms. The supreme ruler revered by the Immortal, Demon, and Mortal Realms. The Celestial Emperor who held all power under Heaven. Ye Yuan listened in silence. The spirit behind her, however, proudly piped up: "See? I told you I was amazing when I was alive!" "By the way," the kind person who had just explained the basics of the cultivation world asked Ye Yuan, "what are you carrying in your arms?" Ye Yuan replied, "My late husband's memorial tablet." "Your late husband?" "Mm. He said he'd done a lot of bad things and didn't want people cursing him behind his back, so he gave himself a false name. He called himself Quan Tianxia." The male lead is a nurturing mom type. The female lead is a wild girl. Together, they set the cultivation world straight. Theme: Walking through the darkness, only the fire lit by human kindness can dispel the cold. To kindle a blazing fire, everyone must add their wood, so the light can burn on forever.