[Preorder: I'm a Professional at Gushing, blurb at the end]
The old Mr. Lu is gravely ill, so he decides to drag his grandson, Lu Zeye, home to inherit the family fortune and company worth billions. But
Lu Zeye: Not interested. Not doing it. No way.
An upstanding young man, Lu Zeye can take on his forty-year-old father and beat up his seven-year-old cousin. He's known in the underworld as the Wild Little Pepper: wild, spicy, and tsundere.
Xiang Wanlin has the weighty responsibility of turning him into a qualified CEO.
At their first meeting, Lu Zeye wants nothing more than to kick Xiang Wanlin out. Xiang Wanlin wishes he could send Lu Zeye back to the factory for a complete rebuild.
Xiang Wanlin: Of all the three ways to be unfilial, having a son like Lu Zeye is the worst.
Lu Zeye: The person who can discipline me hasn't been born yet. Who do you think you are?
A few months later
Xiang Wanlin: Company policy says a boss can't kiss an employee.
Lu Zeye: I'm quitting as CEO!
Xiang Wanlin: ...Work hard and I'll give you one kiss.
Lu Zeye: I'll devote my life to the company!
A little bonus scene.
Lu Zeye: Look at this tangyuan. White on the outside, black-hearted on the inside. Just like you.
Xiang Wanlin raises an eyebrow. "Is it sweet?"
Lu Zeye: Sweet.
Xiang Wanlin: Does it smell good?
Lu Zeye: It smells amazing.
Lu Zeye never imagined that after years of making waves, he would one day start learning how to be an excellent CEO just to earn a little red flower on Xiang Wanlin's points chart.
A domineering top who argues with the whole world x a sharp-tongued bottom, white on the outside and black-hearted within
Younger seme, six-year age gap
Men can marry men in this setting.
[Preorder: I'm a Professional at Gushing]
Everyone knows that Huasi, commentator for The Battle for the Summit, is a die-hard fan of Areas, the CDS team's main damage dealer. Whenever he commentates on one of Areas's matches, he can't help gushing.
Huasi: "Hello, everyone. The match starts in a minute. I'm going to boldly predict that Areas will be MVP this time."
Huasi: "CDS is being pushed back to the city gates, but don't panic. Areas has scoped in."
Huasi: "Did you see that? Areas doesn't need to aim. His enemies will find his bullets!"
Huasi: "Areas is the best damage dealer in my heart. Not just the best in the national server, but the best in the world. Don't show me the stats, I don't care. He's the best in my heart, and that's what matters."
Later, after CDS wins the championship in the league's fourth season, a reporter asks Areas, the season MVP, to introduce himself.
Feng Chen: "Hello, I'm Areas, Feng Chen. MVP of the league's third and fourth seasons, 2019 national team player, and the world's best damage dealer in Huasi's heart."
Everyone had always thought Huasi's feelings were one-sided. Suddenly, they realize the two of them seem to have a very obvious mutual crush.
At the league's entertainment All-Star match, the two are assigned to the same team.
Huasi: "A-ge, come practice team play in my hotel room tonight."
Feng Chen: "Does your hotel room have a computer?"
Huasi: "No."
Feng Chen: "Wait for me. I'm on my way."
Everyone had always thought Areas was aloof, expressionless, and never smiled. Now they realize their A-ge seems to have turned pink.
A seemingly cold genius esports damage dealer x a foul-mouthed esports commentator
Younger seme, Feng Chen tops, Huasi bottoms
Men can marry men in this setting, and there are no children.
How can A-ge fly across the arena? Because Huasi hypes him up offstage.
Theme: well-rounded development in virtue, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor.
It's so cute. Hahaha. I'm so happy to see it.
Sweet little life! Praise! I love watching, hehe 🤩
Sprinkle flowers~~ Always happy~
Woohoo, good luck! I wish Mr. Lu and Xiao Lin a long life!
Hahahahahaha ok ok
Hahahaha, finish spreading flowers! So sweet
Who doesn't like energetic elementary school chickens?!
Sprinkle flowers, super pretty (*`▽?*)
(??ω??)??
And that saying that says the whole city is your enemy?