Cheesy Superheroes Make for Plenty of Laughs [Western Crossover]

Because my completed older novel and its comment section were reported, and the matter escalated to accusations of insulting China, I've decided to close the comment section permanently. Thank you for understanding [heart] = There is a mysterious Eastern organization that exists across many universes, its name passed around in whispers among various corporations and alliances. No one knows what they're called. They only know they used to be J*C, and before that, *SWORD. Now they're known as [The Relevant Authorities]. Their motto: There is no mission we can't complete, no hardship we can't overcome, no enemy we can't defeat, and no superhero we can't make corny! = Domineering Beauty, Director Ye: That's right, that's who we are. We come from the people and serve the people. Student Kong: Is that your excuse for scrolling Kuaishou and TikTok all day and never stopping?! = Level Nine Combatant, Commander Ge: Sweat more in peacetime, bleed less in wartime. If your blanket isn't folded neatly, run another three thousand meters! Wang **, you run twenty more laps! Traitor Wang: I'm telling you, that's collective punishment and discrimination! = Maoshan charlatan, Taoist Tang: Stay united, tense, serious, and lively. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, everyone have some realgar wine~ Peng, the snake: Get lost! [shouting face] = This is basically a random idea, written for my own amusement. Most of all, it's a way to express patriotic fervor. It's pretty much a complete reimagining of the universe, with a strong Wolf Warrior vibe warning. The New * Man really hurt me. So did the son of Fu Manchu. OVER Theme: The Chinese concept of heroism: family, country, and the world