[Western Crossover] A Bestiary of Monsters

My new Supernatural/DC crossover, "Life with a Werewolf Neighbor," is out! I hope you'll show it lots of support! Bella has a book of monsters. During the days she was locked up, it was the only thing she could read. Then, one day... she was allowed to leave. But there was a price to pay~ [ Ding! Choose a form within one minute. If no selection is made, a form will be chosen at random by default. ] Not wanting to become a gluttonous Taotie who could never get full or a fearsome Qiongqi, Bella, who was a sucker for handsome faces, silently pressed... And yes, today she's a monster again. Bella, affected by her monster traits: A mermaid swishes her tail and pats Baji Miao on the arm. "I want fish!" A three-legged Golden Crow, despite being a girl, has to grow an extra leg. She is devastated! A stingy little Pixiu brings in money for Xiao Jiju... The little kitten tilts its head. "Meow, meow, meow?" Weren't you supposed to be a Pixiu? How did you turn into a lucky cat? More monsters coming soon~ Reader's guide: 1. The timeline is a complete mess, the characters are wildly out of character, and the author's writing is terrible. 2. The pairing is undecided, so feel free to pick your favorite. The heroine is a little split-personality, but she's a healer. 3. This is all the product of random ideas. Take it seriously and you've already lost. 4. We read stories to have fun. If you're not having fun, just click X. Please don't try to make your presence known. "Notes from a Reaper in Training": The name Teresa means "harvest," which is a very auspicious name for a reaper. Yet while all her classmates have become excellent reapers, Teresa has become... the umpteenth repeat student in the Reaper Academy's history. She keeps stumbling along the road to becoming a full-fledged reaper, but she can never get past the trial. The trial is so, so hard. The little tyke sighs. Teresa's first trial was: (〃'▽'〃) Trial result: Failed. Teresa's second trial was: (??ω??) Trial result: Failed. Teresa's third trial was also: (`?ω??) The nth trial: (▼ヘ▼#) Trial result: ? She... she doesn't know why she keeps failing the trials. Boohoo~ Teresa tilts her head. Is it because she's stupid? Steve: No, no. Teresa is so cute, there's no way she's stupid. Clark: That's not it. My little sister just... hasn't been accepted by this world yet. Tony: Our Teri? Stupid? Ha! There's no way Tony Stark's little sister is stupid. I! Absolutely! Will! Not! Allow! Anyone to say that to her face. Bruce: Well, that's hard to judge. Charles: *Smiling JPG* Teresa is a good kid. "Life with a Werewolf Neighbor," in a nutshell: a slow, gentle, unhurried love story. [Dear Lacey, Today is the 108th day I've lived with you. I made some delicious beef brisket and potatoes. Emmett loved it, and so did Alice. Well, they've started fighting again. My dream is to open a little restaurant, and I'm sure business will be booming someday. But right now, I have a wonderful group of friends, so I'm happy to make a couple more sandwiches. By the way, I have to tell you about my neighbor. He's a warm little sun, never scorching. When I'm with him, I never have to worry about feeling cold again. His coat is glossy and smooth, and he even sits still so I can pet him. You're probably wondering what I'm talking about. Well, this is a fairy tale, and I can tell you all about it slowly. I'll let you in on another little secret, too. I think I... like him. Maybe I like his fluffiness, or maybe I like his 40-degree body temperature. But when you like someone, even their little flaws are adorable. I like everything about him. I don't know when it started, but it seems... maybe... perhaps... probably... yes, I like him. But it's a secret, and he will never know. It's still raining in Forks today. I hope you're well. -- Your devoted supplicant.] Theme: