Western Crossover: My Body Is in Cao’s Camp, but My Heart Is with Han

Why does every transmigration seem to land me on the wrong side? Why is everyone on my team completely deranged or already on their way out? Why do I have to act like an undercover agent every time? Why... Wait, organization, you have to believe me! 1. The protagonist always ends up on the wrong side, becoming a German officer, a criminally insane convict, a Titan-sized monster, a Hydra strike team leader, and other doomed, wicked, and utterly deranged characters. 2. The protagonist has sound values, but the story is silly. 3. I'll correct the typos all at once later. Thanks for your support, everyone. 4. Please keep discussions civil and don't make personal attacks. If you want to drop the story, that's fine. No need to argue. Everyone can enjoy what they like. * My new story, How to Slack Off in a Villain Organization [Quick Transmigration], is now underway, with over 200,000 characters posted! * New story coming soon. Please add it to your favorites! My Master Has Something Wrong with His Head The Carefree Immortal of Wangqing Peak in Xianling Sect has spent three hundred years setting an example as a master. He is dedicated to driving his eldest disciple into demonic cultivation, refining his second disciple's soul into a Nine-Turn Tribulation Pill, and forcing his youngest disciple to become his cultivation cauldron. Fu Qingshan, the youngest disciple of Wangqing Peak, thinks his master has something wrong with his head. When Fu was three and nearly starved to death on the street, an immortal descended from the heavens, picked him up, and fed him a large bun, all while shrieking internally: This kid is so cute! How could the System be so beastly as to make me hurt him one day? This sort of thing has kept happening for three hundred years. His unhinged master “torments” his disciples while playing all sorts of over-the-top little dramas in his head. Fu Qingshan: So his master doesn't even know he has the bloodline of the sacred beast Di Ting? * Master-disciple romance, with the younger one as the pursuer. A transmigrate-into-a-book System story featuring a sarcastic, transmigrated disciple and a scheming, reborn immortal. * Basically a transmigrate-into-a-book System story, but told from the perspective of a native of that world. Raising the Dragon God as a Lizard [ABO] Blurb: Duke Luca of the Puya Empire traded a jeweled dagger to a brat for an exotic lizard that was being abused. It had golden eyes and golden scales, but looked half-dead and not beautiful at all. The duke, who had no experience raising pets, made an impulsive decision to bring the lizard home. Over a few months, he nursed the poor thing until it was plump and healthy, every scale gleaming in the sunlight. Except... Pet expert: Your lizard... eats pudding and pan-fried lamb chops? And likes to drink wine? Imperial priest: What the hell do you mean, lizard? That's a dragon! Duke Luca: A dragon? (He looks at a certain spot.) What's so “great” about it? The Dragon God Vilums had always been on the front lines fighting the demons of the Abyss. After getting hit, he shrank to the size of a palm and was caught as an exotic creature by humans, then abused by a human child. The Dragon God wasn't worried. He'd lived for thousands of years and wasn't about to hold a grudge against puny humans. That is, until he was cradled in a pool of sweet, soothing laurel-scented pheromones. According to the dragon clan's prophecy, the “Purifier” would save the Dragon God from danger and utterly defeat the great demon of the Abyss. So, was this human the one? * A sweet little story, happy ending, one-on-one, both leads' first relationship. * A wise, thousands-of-years-old, indulgent Dragon God as the pursuer, and a calm, easygoing human duke as the one pursued. * ABO. No pregnancy in the main story, no complicated melodramatic twists, and a fated partner from a prophecy. Theme: No matter how much darkness you face or what circumstances you find yourself in, be a good person and protect others.