One Day, I Became a Dead Eunuch

(My new novel, My Brother Ying Zheng, is available in my author collection. Please add it to your reading list!) (Chapters 1-62 focus purely on career; the romance begins in Chapter 63~) Li Changsheng transmigrates into the body of a dead eunuch: low-born, dirt-poor, weak, and easy to bully. * [Li Changsheng’s Rules for a Powerful Eunuch] First, know how to put on an act. Second, know how to put on makeup. Empress Dowager: “Li, you have the marvelous hands of Lu Ban. Your face powder needs no white lead, and the result is so natural. Your concealer is especially wonderful!” Empress: “The lip rouge made by Chief Steward Li is so vivid it looks ready to drip. His ‘Classic Empress Red’ is especially flattering. As long as I’m alive, you’ll never be empress!” Noble Consort: “The rouge Chief Eunuch Li sent yesterday makes me look good enough to eat. His Majesty was delighted. He calls it ‘Climax Red.’” * Later, the dead eunuch who was low-born, dirt-poor, weak, and easy to bully suddenly becomes the powerful, fabulously wealthy, and ruthless Ninth Thousand-Year Lord. Later, the palace beauties and thousands of concubines stop seeking the emperor’s favor and instead beg for the Ninth Thousand-Year Lord’s attention. Later, even the future emperor, the crown prince, starts looking at Li Changsheng... strangely. 1. Two chapters a day, 20,000 characters! Updates at 8 a.m. from the scheduled-post queue! 2. Makeup artist top × crown prince bottom 3. Top’s POV! He transmigrates into the body of a real eunuch at first, and transmigrates again later. 4. One-on-one romance, powerful golden finger, and a System space. 5. A novel that will make you want to buy things, featuring all kinds of makeup and skincare: lipstick, highlighter, eyeshadow, blush, and more. Theme: Pursue your dreams and forge your way through life.