When a Max-Level Expert Is Reborn as a Saintly Father

Gu Yefeng hates it when novel protagonists turn evil at the drop of a hat. Yandere types and the like. Isn't being a saintly, selfless person just great? Then he became the only virtuous saint among a group of corrupted yanderes. And he was told he couldn't break character. Gu Yefeng: "..." I was wrong! "Oh dear, I didn't do it on purpose. Are you all right, Fellow Daoist Gu?" The man opposite him pulled the sword out of Gu Yefeng's body. "I'm fine." Gu Yefeng gently shook his head, as if he didn't mind at all. (Inner thoughts: Ha! If you didn't do it on purpose, I'll write my name backward! Why don't you let me stab you a couple of times?) Mo Lingyue was born with the ability to read minds. Yet every time he was reborn after a reincarnation, he met a miserable end. That is, until this life, when he met Gu Yefeng. "Heh, Fellow Daoist, are you all right?" A newcomer asked gently, concern in his voice. He helped Mo Lingyue, who was badly wounded, to his feet, looking like a merciful savior, though his thoughts were completely different. [Oh my, what have we here? A cute little loner! This guy looks loaded. If he dies, surely I can pick up a few things without feeling bad? You can't take it with you when you're dead, right? Wow, what a gorgeous sword. It really suits me. He still isn't dead? He's so badly hurt, why won't he just die? I wonder if he'd die faster if I pretended to lose my grip and dropped him.] Mo Lingyue: "..." Watching the other man dig up spirit herbs, Mo Lingyue was baffled. Those herbs were everywhere and weren't useful for anything. "What are you doing?" "I saw that you'd just crushed this spirit herb. Poor thing. So I'm digging it up and moving it to the water's edge, where it'll grow better." [I'm digging your grave.] Mo Lingyue: "..." Mo Lingyue looked at the hole, then at the other man's expectant eyes. The corner of his mouth twitched. With difficulty, he took a pill from his robes and swallowed it. His wounds visibly healed. Gu Yefeng's eyes widened, but his face remained saintly. [Wait, I already dug your grave! You're saying you won't die after all?] A powerful man forced to act like a delicate flower gong x a mind-reading, beautiful, powerful yet tragic shou A story about a man who turned himself gay through overthinking, then turned someone else gay through his inner monologue. The goofy everyday life of an irritable guy who's henpecked and doting on his wife, and two top fighters putting on a show for each other every day. Reading guide: 1. The gong isn't actually weak. He's the strongest cultivator in the world. 2. The shou knows the whole plot. The gong doesn't. 3. The gong only pretends to be a saint. He's actually very vindictive and always gets even. 4. This is a mutually doting romance. Gong fans, beware! Coming soon: a silly gong-centric story, When the Female Lead of a School Romance Is a Man A role-playing game has appeared in the world. Players can enter the game and randomly draw a character according to the script. In his spare time, Ling Chen tried the role-playing game recommended by his butler and happened to draw the male lead. But something about this game seemed off. Why was the female lead a man... Ling Chen, who had always stood at the top, learned for the first time what it meant to suffer. On his younger brother's recommendation, Gu Xingchao decided to enter the role-playing game to overcome his anxiety. But an accident caused Gu Xingchao and his brother to enter different games at the same time, triggering a bug in the System's assignments. His brother went to the horror world he wanted. And he went to the school romance his brother wanted. And he happened to draw the female lead's role. Gu Xingchao, who had increased his height to 193 centimeters and his weight to 150 kilos to build up his courage: "..." Xing, the Female Lead, Chao: Sorry, bro. I had no idea this would happen. Ling, the Male Lead, Chen, who's supposed to princess-carry, pin against the wall, and force a kiss: "Heh." As the female lead, Gu Xingchao was supposed to kick the male lead's car according to the script. He angrily shouted, "Who wants your stinking money? Don't look down on me!" Then there was a loud crash, and the car... was totaled. Everyone: "..." Gu Xingchao: "..." He really hadn't meant to do that. It was time for the female rival to bring people over to bully the female lead. Looking at the 193-centimeter, 150-kilo 'giant' before her, she stammered, "Y-you... you shameless tramp! H-how dare you seduce..." She was so scared she wanted to cry. Gu Xingchao: ...I'm scared too. Reading guide: 1. The gong is the strongest fighter around. The shou has a special bewitching constitution. In the game, they both use bodies assigned by the System and can't use their real abilities. 2. The protagonist shou is breathtakingly beautiful. The cover shows his character design. 3. He's only fat at the beginning. After he complains to the System, he returns to his original appearance. Recommended: my friend's gong-centric story, Suck on My Sickly Master's Energy to Stay Alive. Please add it to your reading list! Shen Zhuo of the Shen family was a genius from childhood. In a novel, he would undoubtedly be the protagonist. But someone transmigrated into his body. That's right, someone stole his body! Shen Zhuo: "..." Damn it! Shen Zhuo spent ten years as a wandering ghost before learning that he wasn't even the protagonist of this book. He was just a minor character, a beloved memory people spoke of. After ten years adrift, he returned to his body, only to fall from the clouds into the abyss, his reputation in tatters. Shen Zhuo: "..." It's not a big deal. At least I'm still here. Shen Zhuo solemnly assessed his situation. The once-glorious Shen family has fallen = no family backing. His master, Ling Shuangxue, expelled him from the sect = no one to protect him. His cultivation has stagnated for ten years = a useless nobody. Those problems would be bad enough, but why are there so many enemies sharpening their blades and waiting for him? Shen Zhuo: "..." Maybe I should cling to someone powerful. To Shen Zhuo's surprise, before he could even find someone to rely on, the master who had expelled him actually offered to let him cling to her? Then he'd better hold on tight! Three months later, the genius shines once more. Shen Zhuo: "I was only pretending to be useless. Unlike all of you, who seem to be taking it seriously." Everyone looked at Ling Shuangxue, who was quietly drinking tea behind Shen Zhuo, and thought, "Pah! Shameless!" Completed gong-centric story: The World-Saving Mission Failed Again Completed romance story: The Male Lead Acts for Me Every Day Visit my author page to read them. Theme: There is so much beauty in this world. Life is worth living.