[Western Crossover] Divine Punishment

[Next story: "Lord Geto Is Still Pondering Life Today"]

They are Nemesis, the divine punishment, master of the laws governing time, space, power, reality, mind, and soul across infinite dimensions. They can create, distort, and even rearrange causality.

One day, summoned by the Heart of the Universe, they journeyed to the edge of the cosmos.

But when they opened their eyes, they found themselves on an unfamiliar little planet. Not only had they changed species, a puddle of bright red liquid had splattered right in front of them, wailing nonstop.

Nemesis: ???

...Wait, doesn't the reality power inside this little thing seem familiar?

This story could also be called "My Kid Couldn't Possibly Be This Weak," "Everyone Keeps Coveting My Kid," or "There's No Way I'm Raising a Kid, Not in This Lifetime"

CP: Little Spider

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****** Planned Story: "[Crossover] Raising Kids Again Today" ******

Blurb:

Lu Jing is a man with no past or future and a huge debt to his name. Under the guidance of a dimensional witch, he diligently completes the tasks assigned by the world's will.

Whether it's gathering intelligence, sowing discord, or killing people and seizing their treasures, there's nothing he can't handle.

Yet, before he knew it, his assignments had turned into raising kids.

Raising kids in Yatsuhara, in Heian-kyo, in Yokohama, in Namimori...

Lu Jing: I'm useless at everything, and the only thing I'm any good at is killing people. How could I possibly raise children well? Is the world going crazy, or is the world going crazy? I have a headache and want to read Make-Out Paradise.jpg

Natsume, the Great Yokai General of Yatsuhara: Sensei, don't sell yourself short. You protected me and taught me how to use my iron fists to punish unruly yokai.

Left Minister Minamoto no Hiromasa: Teach me how to defeat all of Mount Oe... I mean, how to build harmonious, friendly relationships with yokai.

Chuya, Port Mafia boss: Huh? Was Sensei that subtle before? He taught me how to put both the divine path and the underworld under my feet, and make the government do the government's work until it had nothing left to do.

Tsunayoshi, the Tenth Vongola Boss: Compared to that, things like dealing with natural disa... I mean, keeping the family safe, inside and out, are just small potatoes, right?

Mysterious Man Tobi: Aaaah! Kakashi has become so scary!

Lu Jing: I told you, I'm not Kakashi! My name is Lu Jing!

Mysterious Man Tobi: ...Isn't Lu Jing just Kakashi?

Lu Jing: Shut up!

Mysterious Man Tobi: Kakashi QAQ

Chuya: Didn't you hear Sensei tell you to shut up? Want to take on gravity?

Tsunayoshi: Tobi, your attempts to pick a fight are very bad. The natural disa... I mean, the Guardians and I would like to have a little talk with you ^_^

Natsume: You mustn't bully Sensei.

Hiromasa: Otherwise, the yokai will come talk to you in the middle of the night, about your life!

CP: Tobi. Double Black and HaruHiro also appear.

Theme: Even gods are willing to descend into the mortal world for people who hold fast to their convictions. Protecting the world is everyone's responsibility.