[Naruto] Kaguya's Everyday Life Raising Kids

Kaguya, forced to sleep on the moon for ages, is pulled one day to the side of a little white-haired boy by a familiar power and an intense fixation. She opens her eyes, and, overwhelmed by maternal love, assumes he's her child. And so begins her happy life raising him.

Everyone in Konoha knows that the Hero White Fang's son, Kakashi Hatake, is a weirdo. He talks to thin air, calling it "Mom," and behaves with such elegance that he doesn't fit in with the rest of Konoha at all.

Kaguya: How dare you! He's my precious son!

Black Zetsu: Yes, yes, Mother is right. Little bro, I'm your third big brother ^_^

Kakashi: ...What an ugly third big brother.

Black Zetsu: QAQ

It'll be another short story, just for a laugh.

Theme: HE is the best