[Western Crossover] The Lord of Hell's Love Diary

[My other story, "[Western Crossover] Are You People Kidding Me?", with Michael as the main character, is available to bookmark in advance.] Belial, the Lord of Hell, lost his lover and thought he would die of a broken heart. Instead, he found himself transmigrated to the Hell of another world. Meanwhile, in the peaceful city of Gotham, the Dark Knight is out on patrol when he finds a handsome man with black hair and black eyes, along with a little brat who dared to pry the tires off his Batmobile. It should be noted that the black-haired man claims to be Constantine. Blond deadbeat Constantine: EXM? ***Daily Life in This World*** Ever since the Bat-Boss hired the Lord of Hell and an exorcist as magic consultants for Wayne Enterprises, he keeps receiving “gifts” from them: A son reborn from the future √ A small-town boy, the last son of Krypton, in the midst of an identity crisis √ A Flash kid barely scraping by above the poverty line √ A pair of black-and-white angels, over 6,000 years old, teaming up to fool Heaven and Hell for the sake of a better life on Earth √ A green-skinned Martian who lounges among Oreos and insists on working as a police officer at the Gotham City Police Department √ A chubby, atomic-bomb-munching dinosaur descended from the Atom, and his minions √ The Dark Knight eventually becomes the Justice League's spiritual leader and benefactor. How did things end up like this? Belial: Maybe because my Johnny thinks you should live to a hundred and keep writing him checks? Reader's Guide: ★ Updates daily at 12:00 ★ CP: Belial × Constantine ★ Side couples: Superman/Batman; alternate-universe Jerome × Bruce ★ Goes behind a paywall on 5/28, with three updates. Sending you lots of love and kisses~ [Upcoming stories available to bookmark] "[Western Crossover] Divine Punishment" They are Nemesis, the Divine Punishment, who governs the laws of time, space, power, reality, mind, and soul across infinite dimensions, and can create, distort, and even rearrange causality. Among all the most powerful beings still in existence, they are undoubtedly the strongest. Even the five cosmic entities who created the universe are no match for them. One day, they are summoned by the Heart of the Universe and arrive at the edge of the cosmos. But when they open their eyes, they find themselves on an unfamiliar little planet, and a mass of bright red liquid suddenly splats onto them, wailing nonstop. Nemesis: ??? ...Wait, doesn't the Reality power in this little thing seem familiar? [Gender-swapped version of Nemesis, the Divine Punishment] [The seven Infinity Stones are more or less equivalent to Nemesis] This story could also be called: "My Kid Could Never Be This Weak", "Everyone Keeps Coveting My Kid", "Divine Punishment Is Raising a Kid Online", "Raising a Kid Is Impossible. There's No Way I'm Raising a Kid in This Lifetime" Theme: Saving the world in a superhero universe