[Western Crossover] Are You Guys Kidding Me?

This novel could also be called The Amnesiac Archangel Is Job Hunting Again Today. After the FBI rescued Michael Graham from a crime scene, he lost his memory. Everyone around him told him how gentle, refined, and witty he had been before, and how he was the most popular math teacher at the church-run elementary school in the town of Silent Hill. Michael was skeptical. Then, on his first day back at school, he disciplined the little brats, beat up the janitor, and happened to destroy a crab-foot organization hiding behind a church facade. He also rescued a young girl who was being targeted, and said goodbye to his elementary school teaching career for good. As Michael looked for a new job, he was successively targeted by all kinds of deranged serial killers, kidnapped for a sacrifice by folklorists, pursued and showered with declarations of love by obsessive artists, and confronted by all kinds of monsters and demons screaming in terror… After dealing with everything through straightforward violence, Michael slowly began to realize that there was something unusual about his origins. So who was he, really? A certain fallen angel unfurled twelve pitch-black wings. His breathtaking face bore a faint smile. “You are the angel who led Abraham through the land of Canaan and blessed him in the name of Jehovah. You are the one who saved Isaac and grieved for him; the one who wrestled with Jacob at the ford of Jabbok; the one who led the Israelites through the wilderness for forty years in the name of Jehovah; the one who appeared to Joshua at Gilgal; and, above all, the one who rained sulfur and fire upon Sodom and Gomorrah.①” Michael: “…” “Don’t like that? Too outdated? Then let me give you the latest assessment. Michael Graham, you’re an exemplary citizen of Los Angeles, the very embodiment of justice in law enforcement, the brightest jewel in the halls of art, and the man everyone in America wants to sleep with… Who wrote this? How dare a bunch of ants covet your body?!” Michael: “…What does Michael Graham have to do with me, Michael?” ①From The Book of Zerubbabel Theme: Though we live among humanity, our hearts turn toward the light