Coming soon: I Won't Be the Healing-Type Side Character and The Crematorium's Female Lead Is My Mom. Please add them to your reading list!
Yan Yumian has been the head of Lanqing Sect for three hundred years. Tired of life as the leader of the righteous path, she decides to fake her death on an auspicious day and try a different life.
She has arranged all the affairs of the sect, confident that her well-behaved disciples will continue to make Lanqing Sect flourish after she's gone.
Yan Yumian picks an auspicious day and challenges the hundred sects of the demonic path.
Wielding a Tang sword, she cuts down thousands of demons, stirring up strange celestial phenomena. In the end, she uses a little trick to die alongside the Ancestor of Ten Thousand Demons.
On the first day after faking her death, Yan Yumian hears that her aloof, otherworldly eldest disciple has cut out a piece of his own heart, gone mad with cultivation, and massacred the Ten Thousand Demon Cave.
On the second day after faking her death, Yan Yumian hears that her astonishingly gifted second disciple has knelt before the gods and Buddha, sought the way to immortality, and summoned a soul with his own spirit.
On the third day after faking her death, Yan Yumian hears that her gentle and charming third disciple has gone berserk, shattered the Celestial Stairway, and forced her way into hell.
On the tenth day after faking her death, Yan Yumian hears that her thirteen-year-old junior grand-disciple has returned to the imperial family and seized the throne, all to call upon the power of the realm to search for her.
The whole of Lanqing Sect has become a complete mess.
Yan Yumian: "…"
Damn it! Can you little brats stop making trouble for me?
Unable to take it any longer, Yan Yumian grabs two cleavers and storms back to the sect.
With their leader fallen, the entire Lanqing Sect is submerged in grief.
A young gate attendant quietly wipes away his tears, only to see a girl carrying cleavers, breathing easily as she climbs step by step up Yunfei Peak, a mountain that even a Golden Core cultivator at the Great Perfection stage can barely scale.
Before the attendant can stop her, the girl smashes the gate of Lanqing Sect, which is powerful enough to withstand tribulation lightning, with a single cleaver blow.
She stomps on the eye of the warding formation, and the barrier that covers Lanqing Sect vanishes in an instant.
With one hand on her hip, she points a cleaver at the sky. Her icy voice rings throughout the entire sect:
"Song Zifan, Kong Yunqiao, Su Mingming, Tang Yinghang... Every last one of you, get out here!!!"
Recently, something good happened at Lanqing Sect: their leader, Yan Yumian, came back.
Something bad happened, too.
The leader also brought along some wild man who came out of nowhere.
Now the eldest senior brother has gone mad, the second senior brother has gone mad too, and the third senior sister is trying to talk them down. The fifth junior brother and sixth junior sister are plotting how to crack the wild man's skull without anyone finding out.
As for me, I've decided to keep quiet, because the wild man's hand is squeezing my throat.
Help, Master, urk, urk, urk!
Anyway... Lanqing Sect is as lively as ever today!
Reader's note: An overpowered female lead, and probably a story about a beloved sect leader, master, and grandmaster.
Coming soon: I Won't Be the Healing-Type Side Character! Please add it to your reading list~
The vicious supporting female character, Lou Ruozhou, accidentally gets bound to a "healing" System. The System tells her that she must heal 108 handsome but tragic male leads to complete her mission.
The male lead, still a pitiful little thing, lies in a pool of blood, his body crisscrossed with wounds. Both his eyes have been destroyed, his sword bones have been ripped out, and he's on the verge of collapse, waiting in a dark, cramped cave for death to put an end to everything.
System: You need to give him warmth, heal him, and help him rekindle his love and hope for the world. Note that you have three years to complete this mission.
Lou Ruozhou: Sure.
She walks into the cave and, under the System's approving gaze, plants a foot on the male lead's back and scolds him in a bossy voice:
"You useless little weakling, giving up already? If your sword bones were ripped out, then get up and train in something else! You can't see, but your hands still work, don't they? Don't you want to hack the person who did this to you to pieces and get revenge?"
System: That's not how this is supposed to go, ahhhhh!
Lou Ruozhou grips the handsome but tragic male lead's chin and forces him to lift his face. "Not bad-looking. Well, I'll be generous and help you out. You have three years to kill your enemy with your own hands. Otherwise, get ready for this demoness of the Hehuan Sect to suck you dry."
System: ...Help.
The handsome but tragic male lead drags his broken body through day after day of cultivation. Lou Ruozhou is so strict she's practically vicious, constantly threatening to suck him dry.
System: I'm numb.
Under her high-pressure training, the male lead reaches the Heavenly Rankings in just two years and kills his enemy. The day he gets his sword bones back, he removes the white cloth covering his eyes. His sightless gaze turns toward Lou Ruozhou.
His voice is hoarse, and his clouded eyes seem to shine again.
"Zhouzhou, when are you going to suck me dry?"
Lou Ruozhou: ?
Lou Ruozhou: Goodbye. I've finished my mission, so I'm running... Let go of me!
Coming soon: The Crematorium's Female Lead Is My Mom. Blurb:
Yan Xueke transmigrates into a melodramatic novel about a woman who runs away while pregnant, only to have the male lead chase after her and try to win her back.
The female lead, who suffers unspeakable abuse, is her mom. She's the baby who was taken along when her mother ran away.
Thinking of the female lead's tragic mistreatment in the original story, Yan Xueke frowns.
Why should she have to put up with that?
Just as the exhausted female lead is worn out by all the trivial problems in life, she sees her three-year-old daughter waggle a chubby finger and say earnestly:
"Mom, a woman needs to be financially independent to stand on her own two feet."
"Mom, a child from a single-parent family can still be happy if she's loved enough. There's no need to find me a dad."
"Mom, I'm not your whole world. You don't need to spend all your time on me. You should live for yourself, too."
"Mom, the right reason to find a boyfriend is that you want a relationship."
After her daughter's lesson, the female lead sees the light. "I understand, darling!"
A year later, the male lead begins pursuing her again. The female lead, now successful in her career, sits across from the handsome CEO and stirs the sugar cube in her cup without a care.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Su. I'm not interested in a relationship right now, so I'll have to decline."
"My daughter? Sorry, my daughter doesn't need a father's love."
Yan Xueke watches the scene and nods with satisfaction.
Ninety-nine percent of the story is about tormenting the female lead, with only one percent tormenting the male lead? Forget that!
If you're going to have a crematorium, at least act like you mean it!
As a child prodigy, the words Yan Xueke says most often to Su Hengyu are:
"Uncle, a man needs to stay alert and be ready to compete at all times. Otherwise, a mom as wonderful as mine might get stolen away."
Theme: Be brave and bold in pursuing the love you want.
The junior sister seemed to be the top student in the junior class who was forgetting to eat and sleep. She went to participate in a competition and came back to class to find that some of her classmates had dropped out of school, some were playing truant, and one of them actually did something harmful to society! The friend who usually laughs and laughs seems to have become the monitor! More importantly, the all-around teacher and head teacher is missing! ! !
Junior sister——? Have I practiced for a century?
Hhhhhhh Although, I don't hate the yandere in the novel, I hate the type of yandere like the Great Disciple. After all, lovers don't love like that. Song Zifan is repeatedly jumping into the minefield of my novel.
Po: Yanyu Mian, you are so mentally stable, you are secretly playing with Jingpo behind my back (annoyed)
Hahahahahahaha When I saw the first picture, I thought that the brother who was beheaded was the male protagonist, and sure enough, hahahahaha
I also hate the Big Disciple kind of thing. The key point is that this article is about a strong woman. The heroine is also wallpapered, and this person says he likes her and locks her up at the same time...
What the hell is Shizu Niang? Hahaha
The two apprentices, the boss and the second, are really noisy.
In other novels, a character like Big Brother is considered a villain, or a scumbag who forces love with a single arrow. I really don't like "You can't get what I can't get." This sentence has the feeling of treating the Master as a trophy and comparing with others. It also locks the Master with the soul, fully defends the Master and does not give the Master a chance to escape, and even drugs the Master. He completely ignores the Master's wishes and only wants to get her body. It's really uncomfortable. Also, he uses his own soul as a shackle, which feels like "kidnapping" the heroine, which is unforgivable. The ending the author gave him was too good and too kind to him. Assuming that the heroine did not give Liansheng the golden elixir and left no clues in the Melancholy Forest, she would not have been able to escape. She had no spiritual power and no weapons and could only endure when the Spring/Yao attack occurred. In the end, the boss was likely to succeed. He doesn't leave any room for the heroine to do anything. It's really unpleasant that the heroine still has such a big devil left in the world. Even the ending was quite rushed, and it was a pity that I couldn't see the follow-up of the apprentices. One more thing I want to say in particular is that I personally did not see much of the relationship development between Liansheng and the heroine. It was light, and there were not many details about the 16-month secret relationship. It is also difficult for me to imagine how Feng Yu and the heroine were both friends and foes in the predicament and then secretly fell in love. And when Liansheng's soul gradually awakened, I thought he was insane. It would be difficult to fall in love with him if I treat him as a brand new man. No body, no complete experience, no outstanding character, just accompanying each other all the way, so in the end they became CP, I was quite surprised - how did these two become a couple? When did it start? What I saw was Liansheng's single arrow, and I really didn't see the heroine's emotional line description. There are also interesting things, such as the character of Black Cat (what the hell), I like it very much, and the plot of solving puzzles in the village one month after the death escape is very interesting.
It hasn't been replaced in over a year. Well. The previous episode stopped there.
E Both apprentices are not good people. I somewhat treat Master as a trophy...
The junior sister seemed to be the top student in the junior class who was forgetting to eat and sleep. She went to participate in a competition and came back to class to find that some of her classmates had dropped out of school, some were playing truant, and one of them actually did something harmful to society! The friend who usually laughs and laughs seems to have become the monitor! More importantly, the all-around teacher and head teacher is missing! ! ! Junior sister——? Have I practiced for a century?
Hhhhhhh Although, I don't hate the yandere in the novel, I hate the type of yandere like the Great Disciple. After all, lovers don't love like that. Song Zifan is repeatedly jumping into the minefield of my novel.
Po: Yanyu Mian, you are so mentally stable, you are secretly playing with Jingpo behind my back (annoyed)
Hahahahahahaha When I saw the first picture, I thought that the brother who was beheaded was the male protagonist, and sure enough, hahahahaha
I also hate the Big Disciple kind of thing. The key point is that this article is about a strong woman. The heroine is also wallpapered, and this person says he likes her and locks her up at the same time...
What the hell is Shizu Niang? Hahaha
The two apprentices, the boss and the second, are really noisy.
In other novels, a character like Big Brother is considered a villain, or a scumbag who forces love with a single arrow. I really don't like "You can't get what I can't get." This sentence has the feeling of treating the Master as a trophy and comparing with others. It also locks the Master with the soul, fully defends the Master and does not give the Master a chance to escape, and even drugs the Master. He completely ignores the Master's wishes and only wants to get her body. It's really uncomfortable. Also, he uses his own soul as a shackle, which feels like "kidnapping" the heroine, which is unforgivable. The ending the author gave him was too good and too kind to him. Assuming that the heroine did not give Liansheng the golden elixir and left no clues in the Melancholy Forest, she would not have been able to escape. She had no spiritual power and no weapons and could only endure when the Spring/Yao attack occurred. In the end, the boss was likely to succeed. He doesn't leave any room for the heroine to do anything. It's really unpleasant that the heroine still has such a big devil left in the world. Even the ending was quite rushed, and it was a pity that I couldn't see the follow-up of the apprentices. One more thing I want to say in particular is that I personally did not see much of the relationship development between Liansheng and the heroine. It was light, and there were not many details about the 16-month secret relationship. It is also difficult for me to imagine how Feng Yu and the heroine were both friends and foes in the predicament and then secretly fell in love. And when Liansheng's soul gradually awakened, I thought he was insane. It would be difficult to fall in love with him if I treat him as a brand new man. No body, no complete experience, no outstanding character, just accompanying each other all the way, so in the end they became CP, I was quite surprised - how did these two become a couple? When did it start? What I saw was Liansheng's single arrow, and I really didn't see the heroine's emotional line description. There are also interesting things, such as the character of Black Cat (what the hell), I like it very much, and the plot of solving puzzles in the village one month after the death escape is very interesting.
It hasn't been replaced in over a year. Well. The previous episode stopped there.
E Both apprentices are not good people. I somewhat treat Master as a trophy...