Don't Fall in Love with Your Professor

[The full story costs about as much as a bottle of soda. Please support the official version. *bows*] See my profile for the upcoming story, "Surprise! My Rival in Love Is Actually Me." [Story Synopsis] Professor, you're so wonderful. You argue people into tears. When you're sick, he gives you a lecture. When you make a mistake, he twists the knife. #Click here for a sweet romance# After years of being single, Jiang Xiaocheng takes the initiative and goes on a blind date. His match is a PhD who studied abroad, a university professor, successful and respectable, handsome and wealthy, but also a total straight-arrow?! Their first dinner date. Jiang Xiaocheng asks cautiously, "Mr. Zhong, how about hot pot?" The other man shakes his head gravely. "Studies show that hot pot broth contains large amounts of nitrites, which are bad for your health." The first time they cook together. Jiang Xiaocheng flings open a window in alarm. "Mr. Zhong, why is there so much smoke?" The other man waves his spatula with a perfectly serious expression. "It's not smoke, it's mist. Mist consists of tiny liquid droplets, while smoke consists of tiny solid particles." And yet this pedantic, unromantic man keeps trying to learn how to move and surprise him. Mr. Zhong, dressed in a suit and tie and holding a huge bouquet of roses, looks both serious and nervous. "Would you... be willing, ahem, to be with me?" I would! I would! I would! (This is not a teacher-student romance. This is not a teacher-student romance. Repeat 10,086 times.) Reader's Guide: 1. A serious, unromantic, academic top × a gentle bottom who's up for anything and always says, "I can do it! I'm fine with anything!" 2. This "straight man" is not that kind of "straight man." 3. Lighthearted, no angst, a sweet little treat. [Synopsis for the upcoming story "Surprise! My Rival in Love Is Actually Me"] "Surprise! My Rival in Love Is Actually Me" Jiang Wan keeps doing things he knows he'll regret. Like sneaking off to the basketball court to watch He Yunlang. This campus heartthrob from X University has the handsome, cool face of a movie star and stands six foot three. When he lifts the hem of his number-eight jersey to wipe away his sweat, he reveals taut abs glistening with fine beads of perspiration. His physique is perfect, like something out of an oil painting. And his talent is just as impressive. He entered the sports department with the highest grades in his major courses, became a starting player on the university team in his first year, and scored a buzzer-beater in the final three seconds of a game, ending neighboring C University's five-year championship streak. Intimidated by He Yunlang's powerful presence, Jiang Wan never dares approach him. Then one day, he discovers that the big shot carrying him through the apocalypse game is none other than He Yunlang himself... He Yunlang finds a cute newbie in the game. Bound by a contract, he teaches him how to level up and fight monsters. As he gets to know the newbie, he finds him polite and adorable, and starts falling for him. After testing the waters, he discovers the other guy already has someone he likes... If you can't have what you want... Just steal it! A ridiculously good-looking sports student top × a purehearted, gentle bottom Theme: The best kind of love helps both people grow.